Sofia Vergara is someone who is ridiculous hot, and I think she’s ridiculously hot, but she has rarely shown up here.  I don’t really have a good explanation as to why other than.. bad timing maybe?  Modern Family was once great but is now… just kind of there.  The result is when I am watching it sometimes I am like, “Wow, she’s hot” but by the time it’s done I am not thinking about it anymore. Or maybe there are other reasons, I really don’t know.  But I saw her Vanity Fair pictures this morning and she looks amazing and so… here she is.  Today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.