Yes, yes, Scalett Johansson again.  I am aware I have a problem.  The problem being she’s not here right now. That would solve lots of problems, her showing up.  I am aware I have offered to fire up the toaster oven and make some mean pizza bagels for Kristen Bell in the past as well but this isn’t a betrayal, I have a really big heart so there’s room for both of them.  What I’m saying is I’m willing to share.  Anyway, back to Scarlett, when I first saw her it was in Ghost World and I didn’t even notice the boobs.  I was enamored with her face, which is very pretty and interesting looking and she has just the best lips.  So nice.  Eight Legged Freaks just kept me going with this line of thinking, she had a great little pout going.  Very kissable lips.  Eventually it dawned on me there is a lot more going on everywhere else but today I am thinking about the lips and they are why today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.