Let’s call this an alternative universe posting. That is to say, there is a separate timeline where this would be a much more popular posting and people wouldn’t be wondering, “Who is Adrianne Palicki”. I guess that universe could be one where Wonder Woman got picked up because I have a lot of faith in nerd culture and that she would have become the object of lust for people everywhere. Or an even better universe where Friday Night Lights was as popular as it deserved to be and we would still be in the tight grip of Panthermania. But this isn’t that universe. There are some constants here though, in that she is a tall, leggy blonde, with a great body. She also is pretty good on the screen, or at least she was in FNL, I haven’t seen her in enough else. But she is hot, and I am watching a movie she is in right now, and I know that no matter the timeline, today I want to fuck Adrianne Palicki.
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