Adrianne Palicki – Who I want to Fuck Today

I watched John Wick last night and it was pretty solid. I don’t think I quite liked it as much as everyone else but my friends kind of over hyped it going in. They do that sometimes so something that is a solid action flick is never going to live up to expectations. But I liked it. Anyway, there is a point where one of the many villains is introduced and like, you don’t know she’s a villain necessarily but she’s got black hair, she’s wearing black leather, and she’s hot and dangerous looking and I think we all know the language of cinema well enough now to know that anyone in black leather who looks mean and isn’t the main character is probably evil. She was not going off to start a puppy petting club. Anyway, I saw her and immediately was like, whoa, she’s hot. But you don’t get the best look then later she shows up and again I was like, “Whoa, she’s hot… wait, is that Adrianne Palicki?" Yes, yes it was. Last time I posted her I posted about how great it was that she was a superhero and how I loved that. I turns out evil assassin is also a strong look for her. Honestly, being a badass was a good look for her. She wasn’t really doing any ass kicking in Friday Night Lights but Tyra became way more attractive as she transitioned from Football player’s girlfriend with no ambition to the girl working and fighting to make a better life for herself and get into college. So like, no one is going to get in my way, I am going to get shit done Adrianna Palicki is a hot Adrianne Palicki. It’s one i endorse. So here are pictures of her being a badass because it’s hot. Today I want to fuck Adrianna Palicki.

Mockingbird! Mockingbird guys! I kind of knew this post was going to be inevitable when it was announced that Adrianne Palicki was going to be Bobbi Morse. I was excited because this is what I always wanted SHIELD to be, a way to have the nooks and crannies of the marvel universe fleshed out on screen. And I love Mockingbird. I mean she’s not a-list but this is so much better than the first season when it was all Z-list or just no list people. She is like… decidedly C+. I’m going with C+. But I love her. And it’s really exciting. And that doesn’t even get tot he part where I just love Adrianne Palicki. Because I love everyone associated with Friday Night Lights and she is one of the many, many great things about that show. She was so good on it as Tyra and I can’t wait to see what she can do with Bobbi. I wish Hollywood gave her more work but I appreciate that they have decided from now on she is just going to play asskickers. It makes sense, look at her, she’s a damn amazon. I love it. I mean, Mockingbird guys! We have a total badass on the show now! I am so pumped! Today I want to fuck Adrianne Palicki.

Let’s call this an alternative universe posting. That is to say, there is a separate timeline where this would be a much more popular posting and people wouldn’t be wondering, “Who is Adrianne Palicki”. I guess that universe could be one where Wonder Woman got picked up because I have a lot of faith in nerd culture and that she would have become the object of lust for people everywhere. Or an even better universe where Friday Night Lights was as popular as it deserved to be and we would still be in the tight grip of Panthermania. But this isn’t that universe. There are some constants here though, in that she is a tall, leggy blonde, with a great body. She also is pretty good on the screen, or at least she was in FNL, I haven’t seen her in enough else. But she is hot, and I am watching a movie she is in right now, and I know that no matter the timeline, today I want to fuck Adrianne Palicki.