Tag: Actress

So I have had Scarlett Johansson on my mind a lot recently.  Partially because I am seeing the Avengers at midnight tonight but also because I have a follower who informed me she was going to Leno last night when Scarlett was appearing.  She reported that Scarlett was gorgeous.  This is important because it means I have field agents now!  Or minions.  I’ll get back to you on the title.  The important part is my agent was right (special thanks to Monica), she was gorgeous last night.  Then, she often is.  That body, that face, the looks she gives, her voice… perfect.  She got her star on the walk of fame yesterday and she’s been staring in my day dreams all day, so today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson. 

I did not know who Felicia Day was before Dr. Horrible.  I loved Dr. Horrible by the way because it was amazing and she was so good at being sort of nerdy and appealing and cute.  You could get the nerd crush factor.  Of course, she had been in Buffy in the final season but I didn’t really notice and she already was known from her own web series as well.  But, that’s how I took notice and she certainly pops up all over the place now in guest roles.  And she’s always pretty and she’s always enticing in that adorable way and that is why today I want to fuck Felicia Day.

When Glee first started I took some flak for claiming Lea Michele was the hot one on the show.  I still stand by it and at least some people have come around.  There were some cracks about the nose but frankly… I don’t mind, it adds some character.  I think she has amazing hair, a great little body, and just a fantastic voice.  I definitely find myself more attracted to artists whose art I like.  That said, she also plays a character that’s a little bitchy and has definitely developed a reputation as a diva.  I’ll be honest, these don’t hurt, they actually help a little.  I don’t know why I’m like that but a little bit of attitude isn’t necessarily a bad thing.  It’s might change how I want a girl but it doesn’t change that I do want her, and certainly nothing is changing that today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

Sarah Hyland is an interesting choice because she’s in her 20’s but frankly can look a good bit younger.  She manages to embody a bit of innocence while also seeming worldly.  She is small and slender with big eyes and beautiful hair, nice legs and a tight body.  All of this and the hint of mischief in her eyes are why today I want to fuck Sarah Hyland

There is something special about Alison Brie.  I mean, obviously she’s pretty.  She is also talented and seems to choose good materiel as I love both Mad Men and Community.  There is something else I can’t quite put my finger on though and I’m not alone, the internet is in love with animated gifs of her.  She just has a certain air of sexuality and innocence and whatever else it is that means today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

I suppose I first saw Emily Browning in the Uninvited.  I didn’t really remember her though because mainly I found the movie to be disappointing.  I remember thinking the lead was cute and… that the movie wasn’t as good as I was told.  Anyway, I eventually saw her in Suckerpunch, which I did not like, and now Sleeping Beauty, which I thought was pretty good.  Interestingly, in both movies her main job is to basically play an object of desire, almost a walking sex doll.  Amazing how much the difference between the movie around that makes in how good the performance seems.  And no doubt that is a big part of my desire for her.  Yes, she looks good naked and she has such amazing skin, those big doe eyes, and those amazing pouty lips but… right now she embodies something more and that is why today I want to fuck Emily Browning.

Sometimes I worry about repeating myself too much but it can’t be helped.  There are lots of girls I am attracted to but passion cools overtime, so it’s hard to include them all because it isn’t who I am feeling at the moment and attraction to celebrities are by their very nature transitory, we get bored with them because we don’t know them.  So yes, girls I once craved likely won’t get a lot of attention, this is, after all, not who I wanted to fuck in 1999.  If it was this entry would have had a place there though.  It has one today because I saw Cabin in the Woods.  I loved it, it was definitely for me.  Also for me? Amy Acker, I’m going ahead and calling dibs, at least for the moment.  She has always been pretty, always charming, and of course she has that same thing all nerd icons have, she is a little dorky seeming and seems approachable.  So… we have a chance?  Whatever the reason, I like her and today I want to fuck Amy Acker.

So I have finally started reading the Hunger Games.  I don’t say finally because I am supposed to read it, clearly it’s a young adult book, I say finally because if you are going to read it the time should have been a few years ago.  But I am doing so now and it got me thinking about the movie, which I will likely see.  Which of course got me thinking about Jennifer Lawrence, who I happen to like a lot. Not a ton to say about her really, she’s a talented actress and quite appeal but really all I have to say is that today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

This pick is perhaps a slight divergence from the past few days, I get that it is tough to see a through line from curvy sultry sex stars to a comedian but that’s ok, I promise you there are people who get it.  I think I probably first saw her on Funny People but it might have been Parks and Rec.  I don’t know what came first, what I do know is that Aubrey Plaza is quite attractive.  There is more to it than straight up looks though, she is so funny, and not just a little funny but cutting edge of comedy funny.  She of course used to work with the great Donald Glover in their pre stardom days, she has done stand up, she is fantastic on TV.  There is something about someone who is comedically innovative and on such a smart show… it just adds to appeal.  So this is a whole package pick and that’s why today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

I know, I just posted Scarlett a few days ago but something that’s how this works.  I can’t control my urges.  Actually, I’ll rephrase, that makes me sound like a sex offender, I can’t help who pops into my head and who I desire.  In this case, I just had a dream about her, my subconscious is clearly conspiring to make me think about her and it worked.  I’ll be honest, I don’t mind, she is so sexy.  There is just this sensual quality about Scarlett that separates her from some girls, a smoky tone in her voice, something in her look that reminds me of sex symbols from years past.  Mainly though I can’t seem to get her out of my mind so today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.