I can never decide if Scarlett Johansson is classically beautiful or unique in her looks. I mean yeah, curvy blonde isn’t exactly rewriting the book but her face and her looks and her general attitude early on didn’t scream blonde bombshell. I guess none of that is important, she’s making an appearance again because she’s hot and a picture of her suddenly popped up as my desktop wall paper. See, that’s all it takes with her, she is incredibly attractive and sometimes all I really need is a reminder of just how hot she is. Then next thing I know I’m typing, “Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson”.
Tag: Actress
Oh Kristen Bell, if I had a wish it would likely be you. For any of you who don’t know her let me assure you she is incredibly talented. Just a very skilled actress and button cute. My eternal desire for her is rooted very much in just how charming she is. Sometimes it’s not that though, just look at how beautiful she is. See? That’s why today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
It’s Friday the 13th! So… I am putting up a girl from Halloween. Well, it was almost perfect. And my thoughts led me there because I was thinking about trying to sneak in a little Friday the 13th, which had me thinking about horror in general and then on to one of my favorite Scream Queens. Danielle Harris first showed up in a Halloween movie when she was 8. Don’t worry, I’m not that creepy, she’s older now and has been in a ton of horror movies. Most bad. But this isn’t about movie reviews, it’s about attraction and she was always hot. She is very tiny but it just ads something, the cuteness and sexiness and the way she holds and axe as the killer approaches, it all adds up to a wonderful package and today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.
Charlize Theron is an interesting case because she is obviously a beautiful woman. I would say strikingly so actually. She’s also a talented actress. That said, I have never really been attracted to her. It happens sometimes, right? We all know what that’s like, everything is in the right place, there is no flaw you can point to but… that certain something isn’t there for you. That is how I would describe her. But here I am up late watching Young Adult with her in it. I am not sure what it says about me that she plays a truly horrible human being and I am finding myself attracted to her but… I am. So my early morning cravings lead me to saying today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.
Who is up for a trip in the way back machine? Well, I don’t care, it’s my tumblr, and no I am not sure how choosing a 1950’s sex symbol works but it isn’t like Kristen Bell is beating down my door either, so I don’t see it as less realistic (Though Kristen, if you’re reading this, please, stop by whenever you want, really, you don’t even have to call ahead, I’m yours when you need me). Of the 1950’s Blonde Bombshells, Jayne Mansfield was #2 in popularity but #1 in va-va-va-voom. Her ridiculous curves got her noticed but she was more than just a pretty face, possessing a genius intellect and keen insights in how to gain attention and maintain popularity she was a pretty in demand star. I first saw her in the Girl Can’t Help It and if you don’t know the movie do yourself a favor and watch the trailer on YouTube, the way the woman walks… well, her career was eventually hurt by pills and her sex addiction but one of those things doesn’t hurt her in my eyes. That hair, those curves, the wiggle, the walk, all of it is why today I want to fuck Jayne Mansfield.
When she first appeared I thought Aly Michalka was kind of a funny looking girl. Something in her was just a little off. I have come to accept that I am wrong. She has grown up very well and the journey from teen to adult has treated her very well. Her blonde hair, the sun kissed tan skin of a California girl, the well toned frame, it’s hard to think that when she was 16 I thought she was funny looking because she isn’t now. On top of all she has absolutely perfect breasts. Not the largest I have posted here but I would stack them up against most of the others, they fascinate and attract me and because of them today I want to fuck Aly Michalka
There was a point when I didn’t really know who Nina Dobrev was. I would recognize the name and I think I knew she basically looked like Victoria Justice but otherwise she wasn’t on my radar. Then I started watching the Vampire Diaries. Now I know who Nina Dobrev. She is so pretty and there is an extra special something about her. She has a fantastic body, a pretty face, and is on a completely addictive show. I am also a big sucker for period dress, which is why today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev
I first noticed Emmy Rossum in her small part in Mystic River, where I thought she was quite attractive and while the focus of the movie she and her performance was hardly a huge part. But I remembered her. I guess she was in the Day After Tomorrow as well but I have done my best to put that out of my mind, too. I had family members who are big Phantom of the Opera fans and remember well my Grandma watching it over and over. And Emmy was beautiful in that. Also, if you are a fan of boobs she shows them in Shameless a lot. A lot. I happen to find her very attractive though, a pretty smile, great hear, a lovely body and today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.
I first saw Leighton Meester in Veronica Mars and thought she was pretty enough but they made her wear too much make up and I didn’t give her much thought. When Gossip Girl rolled around though… wow. The girl is beautiful. She has such a gorgeous face and carries off a casual elegance so very well. There is a certain je ne sais quoi about her, something in the looks she gives that adds to her desirability. Kissable lips and fashion forward, today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.
I have always felt a certain possession of Mary Elizabeth Winstead, like she was especially mine. It’s like a band or a movie or whatever most don’t know but you do. It gives you a sense of ownership that isn’t really yours. I tend to watch a lot of horror movies and there was a point where she was a lot. I immediately found her striking, beautiful in a classic way, she stood out among a crowd of bleach blonde bimbos that typically populate splatter fests. There seems to be an innate elegance to her that is hard to describe and she has shown herself to be a talented actress as well. She entered my thoughts today as I was reading Scott Pilgrim news and so today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.