Who is up for a trip in the way back machine?  Well, I don’t care, it’s my tumblr, and no I am not sure how choosing a 1950’s sex symbol works but it isn’t like Kristen Bell is beating down my door either, so I don’t see it as less realistic (Though Kristen, if you’re reading this, please, stop by whenever you want, really, you don’t even have to call ahead, I’m yours when you need me).  Of the 1950’s Blonde Bombshells, Jayne Mansfield was #2 in popularity but #1 in va-va-va-voom.  Her ridiculous curves got her noticed but she was more than just a pretty face, possessing a genius intellect and keen insights in how to gain attention and maintain popularity she was a pretty in demand star.  I first saw her in the Girl Can’t Help It and if you don’t know the movie do yourself a favor and watch the trailer on YouTube, the way the woman walks… well, her career was eventually hurt by pills and her sex addiction but one of those things doesn’t hurt her in my eyes.  That hair, those curves, the wiggle, the walk, all of it is why today I want to fuck Jayne Mansfield.