Tag: jayne mansfield

So I was having this conversation about pink castles and that lead into a conversation about Jayne Mansfield because if you know about the house she lived in that isn’t a strange place to go.  Also because Jayne Mansfield has popped up a lot recently in conversation but I promise it was natural, I am not like obsessed.  Anyway, my tumblr friend ganstersexy had no clue who Jayne Mansfield was, which I said was a shame because Jayne Mansfield was her type in that Jayne Mansfield was hot.  As part of my evidence to prove this I showed my friend this clip from The Girl Can’t Help it.  I actually proved my point with a simple picture but I happen to think the way she walks there is unreal and it is fun to share. I kept proving my point past that until I had my friend convinced that yes, Jayne Mansfield is super hot.  But what was funny about the clip was the first reaction was that it was fake because how can someone have those curves.  I pointed out it is not fake.  Then the question was, “And she didn’t have surgery”.  And of course the answer there was no because that didn’t exist for almost 10 years.  Anyway, the questions kept coming and it’s kind of funny because basically it boiled down to Jayne Mansfield being so attractive she couldn’t be real, especially if she was an unknown quantity.  Now, she isn’t unknown, many people know her and I know she has her fans on tumblr but it was funny.  And it does reinforce my basic point which is Jayne Mansfield was crazy hot.  That’s really it basically.  Today I want to fuck Jayne Mansfield.

Here is Jayne Mansfield who has actually appeared here once before.  I was actually thinking about Marilyn Monroe when I woke up and that somehow morphed into Jayne Mansfield.  I happen to like Jayne Mansfield more which in the modern world just makes me wrong.  Probably would have in the 50’s as well, Marilyn was always more popular and Jayne Mansfield is basically forgotten by most people.  Which is a shame because she was in a couple of very good movies and she was very hot.  Especially in the Girl Can’t Help It.  She was, at the time, most famous for her measurements which were a ridiculous 40-21-35.  Of course, she was also a genius level IQ which seems to have played a part in her rise to fame because she was pretty clever in getting attention and publicity.  Of course, like so many of the retrocrushes I have posted things didn’t end well for her.  I don’t just mean the car crash, there was also pills and booze and sex addiction.  It’s a pretty familiar tragic tale and I was talking to someone last night about how we’re all a little culpable in these things, our voracious appetite for schadenfreude can fuel these things.  I guess just let that temper this a little bit for you today.  What a bummer way to end.  Oh well, here comes the real end: today I want to fuck Jayne Mansfield.

Who is up for a trip in the way back machine?  Well, I don’t care, it’s my tumblr, and no I am not sure how choosing a 1950’s sex symbol works but it isn’t like Kristen Bell is beating down my door either, so I don’t see it as less realistic (Though Kristen, if you’re reading this, please, stop by whenever you want, really, you don’t even have to call ahead, I’m yours when you need me).  Of the 1950’s Blonde Bombshells, Jayne Mansfield was #2 in popularity but #1 in va-va-va-voom.  Her ridiculous curves got her noticed but she was more than just a pretty face, possessing a genius intellect and keen insights in how to gain attention and maintain popularity she was a pretty in demand star.  I first saw her in the Girl Can’t Help It and if you don’t know the movie do yourself a favor and watch the trailer on YouTube, the way the woman walks… well, her career was eventually hurt by pills and her sex addiction but one of those things doesn’t hurt her in my eyes.  That hair, those curves, the wiggle, the walk, all of it is why today I want to fuck Jayne Mansfield.