Here is Jayne Mansfield who has actually appeared here once before.  I was actually thinking about Marilyn Monroe when I woke up and that somehow morphed into Jayne Mansfield.  I happen to like Jayne Mansfield more which in the modern world just makes me wrong.  Probably would have in the 50’s as well, Marilyn was always more popular and Jayne Mansfield is basically forgotten by most people.  Which is a shame because she was in a couple of very good movies and she was very hot.  Especially in the Girl Can’t Help It.  She was, at the time, most famous for her measurements which were a ridiculous 40-21-35.  Of course, she was also a genius level IQ which seems to have played a part in her rise to fame because she was pretty clever in getting attention and publicity.  Of course, like so many of the retrocrushes I have posted things didn’t end well for her.  I don’t just mean the car crash, there was also pills and booze and sex addiction.  It’s a pretty familiar tragic tale and I was talking to someone last night about how we’re all a little culpable in these things, our voracious appetite for schadenfreude can fuel these things.  I guess just let that temper this a little bit for you today.  What a bummer way to end.  Oh well, here comes the real end: today I want to fuck Jayne Mansfield.