Debby Ryan has been requested here before.  Or.. whatever it is people do, I am not sure request is the right word, more I get asks that say, “Have you ever posted Celeb X” or “When are you going to post Celeb X”.  I always was polite but people who know me know I don’t find her attractive.  So… why the hell is she here?  I don’t know.  Or I do but I don’t understand. What happened is I had 2 episodes of Gravity Falls on my DVR because I love cartoons and it’s fantastic and you know, Kristen Schaal, ya’ll, I’ll watch anything she does.  Well Debby Ryan’s show is right before it so I always get the last 2 minutes.  And I was watching and something happened in my brain and all of a sudden I was like, Debby Ryan is fucking hot.  And I was like, whoa, slow down there, I’m just here to watch a loveable pair of twins deal with the supernatural in Alaska, Brain.  Then my brain decided to start telling me all the interesting things it saw about Debby Ryan and some things it couldn’t see but was imagining and it was this whole thing and… anyway, a walk to get a sandwich later and I was all better.  Or so I thought.  She’s back in my brain.  I guess I’ve been converted because there is no way I could deny that today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.