Tag: Debby Ryan

Debby Ryan was at the premier of her new Netflix show last night and so she is here because I think she looked quite good. I know there was a bit of a controversy around the trailer for the show and I’ll be honest, it’s stupid as fuck. I can’t comment on the show itself, maybe it is full of fat shaming but I watched the trailer when I heard people were claiming it was fat shaming and I think people really just like being upset. There is only fat shaming in there if you think a character being fat is fat shaming. The basic premise if you haven’t seen it is that Debby Ryan was mercilessly picked on when she was fat. She loses weight due to injury one summer and comes back and everyone is nice to her. That is not a show fat shaming someone, that is art doing it’s job. Which is to hold a mirror up to reality and reveal things to us. In this case it is not fat shaming to point out that we treat fat people differently than non fat people and that a teenage girl especially is going to be treated very differently depending on how closely she matches accepted beauty standards. So I am not sure how anyone saw fat shaming in it and that’s ok because I feel like a lot of the rage engines that get going are full of people who haven’t actually seen whatever they are mad at and just got on board. Anyway, that’s my thought there. I have no real plan to watch the show so maybe it’s terrible. If I watch it I’ll let you know but the premise itself is not a problem. I haven’t posted Debby Ryan in ages because most of the times I posted her were directly linked to her show ending right before Gravity Falls started and my DVR picking up the final post credit beat of her show. Which is a very specific reason to be into someone but that’s more the circumstances, the reason was that she is very good looking. She still is. Good news for all of us. Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

It’s been almost two years since I last posted Debby Ryan and that makes sense because there isn’t a lot of my life that has ever involved Debby Ryan.  It always kind of boiled down to her show was on right before Gravity Falls and my DVR caught the end of her show and after weeks of that I was like, “Man, that girl is really hot”.  And just kept thinking about how hot she was.  That’s really the origin of her ever showing up here and the direct cause of most posts about her.  I mean, it does mean now I keep an eye out for her because I have a problem and once I start tracking someone it’s hard ot ever stop.  Which makes me sound like a stalker but I mean generally for public appearances and stuff.  Anyway, she was at the TCAs this week so I assume she has a show or something coming out.  Good for her.  I thought she looked good but I ended up going with studio pics instead because there are a lot of those that have come out over time and she looks good in them.  That simple.  Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

I really have almost no reason to post Debby Ryan.  Like ever.  Certainly not recently.  She’s one of those people who was a name I knew and my main exposure to her was the end of her show showing up on my recordings of Gravity Falls.  And that stopped a long time ago.  Which is likely why she hasn’t been posted in a while.  But specifically now I don’t have a reason that I can think of.  I haven’t seen her in something.  I just… woke up thinking of her.  That happens sometimes.  The brain is a mystery.  I have no idea how it gets from A to B sometimes.  I am thinking about her though and she can look pretty good.  So today I want to fuck Debby Ryan

Here is Debby Ryan for not particular reason other than I woke up thinking about Debby Ryan.  Maybe this means I had a dream about her or something and have forgotten.  Maybe my brain just works that way.  I am not sure, I got distracted because my bedhead had taken the form of a giant puffy mohawk and that was pretty sweet.  By the time that I got over that excitement and showered I lost any reason for Debby Ryan being stuck in my brain.  She was there though.  Probably has something to do wiht her being pretty.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

So Debby Ryan hasn’t really shown up here very much and it’s basically because I don’t watch the Disney Channel.  Except for Gravity Falls, which might be on Disney XD or whatever it’s called.  The one for boys.  Cause it has superheros (really.  Disney created XD cause they had a tough time attracting boys).  I don’t know, my DVR records it for me.  This used to be the only time I saw Debby Ryan because the last few minutes of her show would always be the start of my recording.  Usually there would be some zanny quip or a pratfall or like maybe a freeze frame?  I don’t know, I try not to be too harsh but it looked terrible.  Now I get to see the end of some other show set in a high school or a junior high that looks even worse.  All of this sounds very judgmental but I am the idiot who is watching something meant for people 25 years younger than me.  And I loved the shows Salute Your Shorts and Hey Dude! on Nickelodeon back in the day and I am pretty sure those were just terrible.  I don’t know, I haven’t gone back to watch but I bet Hey Dude makes Jessie (or Jessie! I am not sure what her show is called, I would put in the exclamation point if I was naming it) look like Shakespeare.  None of that has much to do with anything but I do like to ramble sometime.  I can easily say Debby Ryan is far, far hotter than the girls were on those terrible shows i watched.  Well… maybe Kelly Kapowski ranks but I dunno, late 80’s/early 90’s fashion and hair has not aged that well.  Anyway, Debby Ryan is very pretty but I rarely think of her.  But I have seen a bunch of pictures of her lately and so… here we are.  Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

Sometimes I don’t post until late in the day because I am just not feeling anyone that day.  It is rare but I end up waiting and waiting for inspiration and luckily someone always strikes but those days always feel like the least satisfying posts to me.  On the other hand some days I delay for the opposite problem.  I have been up hours today but am just now posting because I could not decide on who to post.  I have like a dozen girls bouncing through my head.  And well, I am not going to post 12 girls in one post.  That surpasses hedonism and fantasy and starts to become a logistical nightmare.  Just even trying to imagine it makes me tired.  So in that case I start looking at pictures.  It is totally hellish.  Looking at pictures of girls I find attractive.  I am sure you are all have a lot of sympathy for me.  I look until someone looks so good I just can’t not post them.  Debby Ryan won today.  Why?  She just looked very nice to me.  So she’s here.  Hooray for Debby Ryan, she beat a whole slew of hot people today.  In a competition that took place in my mind.  Whatever.   What I am saying is that today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

Here is Debby Ryan.  Again.  After just a week.  When I told you I hadn’t really found her attractive before last week.  See, my brain does this.  It can’t be entirely stunning that someone who never misses a day of posting and keeps a catalog of objects of lust would be a little obsessive.  I am totally though.  Like I will really like burritos one week and eat burritos every day.  Like, eat out and get a burrito, make my own burritos, hunt down the best little burrito place in the city.  Every day burritos and then man, I am sick of burritos you know?  Suddenly it’s all about like, stuffed peppers.  These aren’t metaphors or anything, this is real, I am not talking about like, a sexual burrito and I am not about to offer to stuff Debby Ryan’s pepper.  Mainly cause I don’t even know what that means and I don’t want to commit to some sort of strange sex act.  So she could be this week’s burrito.  Or she could be just a brand new staple, like oatmeal.  I eat a lot of oatmeal.  Again, oatmeal is not a stand in for anything, I just think it is delicious and filling and easy to make.  So I don’t know which she is, I just know I am finding her more attractive the more I think about it.  I am just afraid now I am going to start associating her with food and that could lead down some strange roads so enough for that nonsense, I am just going to wrap this up.  Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

Debby Ryan has been requested here before.  Or.. whatever it is people do, I am not sure request is the right word, more I get asks that say, “Have you ever posted Celeb X” or “When are you going to post Celeb X”.  I always was polite but people who know me know I don’t find her attractive.  So… why the hell is she here?  I don’t know.  Or I do but I don’t understand. What happened is I had 2 episodes of Gravity Falls on my DVR because I love cartoons and it’s fantastic and you know, Kristen Schaal, ya’ll, I’ll watch anything she does.  Well Debby Ryan’s show is right before it so I always get the last 2 minutes.  And I was watching and something happened in my brain and all of a sudden I was like, Debby Ryan is fucking hot.  And I was like, whoa, slow down there, I’m just here to watch a loveable pair of twins deal with the supernatural in Alaska, Brain.  Then my brain decided to start telling me all the interesting things it saw about Debby Ryan and some things it couldn’t see but was imagining and it was this whole thing and… anyway, a walk to get a sandwich later and I was all better.  Or so I thought.  She’s back in my brain.  I guess I’ve been converted because there is no way I could deny that today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.