So Debby Ryan hasn’t really shown up here very much and it’s basically because I don’t watch the Disney Channel.  Except for Gravity Falls, which might be on Disney XD or whatever it’s called.  The one for boys.  Cause it has superheros (really.  Disney created XD cause they had a tough time attracting boys).  I don’t know, my DVR records it for me.  This used to be the only time I saw Debby Ryan because the last few minutes of her show would always be the start of my recording.  Usually there would be some zanny quip or a pratfall or like maybe a freeze frame?  I don’t know, I try not to be too harsh but it looked terrible.  Now I get to see the end of some other show set in a high school or a junior high that looks even worse.  All of this sounds very judgmental but I am the idiot who is watching something meant for people 25 years younger than me.  And I loved the shows Salute Your Shorts and Hey Dude! on Nickelodeon back in the day and I am pretty sure those were just terrible.  I don’t know, I haven’t gone back to watch but I bet Hey Dude makes Jessie (or Jessie! I am not sure what her show is called, I would put in the exclamation point if I was naming it) look like Shakespeare.  None of that has much to do with anything but I do like to ramble sometime.  I can easily say Debby Ryan is far, far hotter than the girls were on those terrible shows i watched.  Well… maybe Kelly Kapowski ranks but I dunno, late 80’s/early 90’s fashion and hair has not aged that well.  Anyway, Debby Ryan is very pretty but I rarely think of her.  But I have seen a bunch of pictures of her lately and so… here we are.  Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.