You may not realize this about me but I absolutely love Robin Hood. I actually like quite a bit of similar things I suppose, I was also always really into King Arhtur. And Knights in general. As a kid I remember watching the Errol Flynn movie and wondering why there weren’t more (you know, people can rag on Hollywood for sequels but they are just giving people what they want. If they had made 72 Robin Hood movies I would have rented them all. 70 of them might have sucked but it wouldn’t have mattered. What I am saying is if you are trashing the creative bankruptcy of sequels remember there is an 8 year old who doesn’t care and just wants to see his favorite characters and you’re a joyless child hater). I even tried reading some of the really old stuff but man, poems from the 13th century are really not for 10 year olds. Anyway, I loved Robin Hood and I also really love period dress, something I have addressed here before. There is a hierarchy of what is best but towards the top is the random medieval type things you find in things like Robin Hood. So I thought Jenna Coleman looked great yesterday. And I thought she was adorable when she first saw Robin Hood (spoilers, Robin Hood was in Doctor Who. I guess you might have just thought I was rambling for no good reason about him). I mean, honestly I look at Jenna Coleman and all I can think of is how she is so damn pretty. And obviously I like all things English and have since I was a little kid. Who can blame me? What was I going to do, prance around talking about Robin des Bois? Please. Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.
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