So I am watching Saturday Night Live (in a decidedly unlive manner) and it just hit the long 100th digital short and during it we got a brief snippet of Natalie Portman doing a rehash of her old appearance, which was incredibly hot.  Why was it hot originally and now?  I don’t know, sweet, intelligent girl swearing and acting like a thug?  It just was.  It helps that Natalie Portman has always been hot.  Well, maybe not always but a long time now.  Sometimes I forget because honestly I don’t think of her very often but when I do it’s a reminder that yes, she is very pretty and talented, and she has staying power because… she’s about my age and I first noticed she was hot in Beautiful Girls when we were both teenagers.  So that is my rambling way of saying that today I want to fuck Natalie Portman.