Here is Priyanka Chopra because I follow a few Priyanka Chopra Daily blogs which post a few times a month because, as I stressed yesterday, everything is a lie. But when they do post it’s a flood of lovely Priyanka Chopra stuff and that happened today and my reaction was basically, “Damn, she’s so pretty”. Because Priyanka Chopra is just so damn pretty guys. So she is here today becuase man she is gorgeous. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.
Thank god for Nickelodeon and MTV and whatever other groups out there have their award shows that are aimed less at prestige and more about getting the kids to watch so they can sell them whatever it is we are trying to market to kids these days. Skateboards and Pogs I assume. I say that because it means someone like Katherine Langford because of course kids loved 13 Reasons Why, almost as much as rap music and playing those damn video games. I happen to think she is quite beautiful. But she rarely shows up at all anywhere I go looking regularly. In this case she was at the Teen Choice Awards though, because again, youth focused. I hope she has a great career ahead of her because I had very mixed feelings about 13 Reasons Why but my feelings about her performance was only positive. She was just fantastic. Also she is beautiful to look at and it’s pretty well documented that I love Katherines. SO anyway, I am glad there were a whole two pictures of her I could find from the awards and today I want to fuck Katherine Langford.
So Aubrey Plaza is deep in promoting Ingrid Goes West and I hope it’s good. It’s getting good reviews, so I am hopeful. It seems like an idea ripe for exploring. For now though it’s just nice because Aubrey Plaza keeps showing up at screenings and in photoshoots and stuff. So here she is because today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.
So Karen Gillan has sorta been on my mind all week. Sort of. I don’t know why really, I have no specific thing to point to other than I have found myself thinking about her off and on. To the point where I went looking for a specific picture and couldn’t’ find it so I had to google it and now that’s the first picture in this post. Why? I have no clue, it just popped into my head. She is great though, so I am not complaining. Maybe she did something awesome in the earlier week that I don’t remember but it’s rattling around in my subconscious. Maybe in general I just think she is charming and attractive and my brain decided to point that out. Either way, today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.
There was an event last night with Young Hollywood at the end of it. It’s a popular thing to tack on to the end of an event name and have a lot of people show up. I have always wondered if they are all related or if anyone can just throw it onto the end. It’s hard to know, I mean there can’t be a Young Hollywood regulating body, right? Who knows. There was one, lots of people looked good but I liked Chloe Moretz the best. She had an old Hollywood look to her that I am a sucker for. Now I realize that is all sorts of confusing with Old Hollywood at Young Hollywood. Or not that confusing. I mean, if you read that sentence you’re literate, you can work it out. She looked good though and so why not post her. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
Game of Thrones was last night and I have an odd relationship with the show and property in that I like it fine for the most part and that seems to really piss off a lot of people because that’s not enough to like it. Not people here so much. Well, not that they tell me. More friends in real life. It’s one of those things, when you don’t embrace someone’s favorite middlebrow work as the most epic piece of anything every conceived they tend to take it personally because they are deeply insecure. And I get it, insecurity can eat away at you. I assume. I don’t know, I haven’t experienced it, which is why I assume everyone so desperately wants my approval. And I have a really, really long relationship with this property because I feel like for 20 years people tried to force me to read the books even though it’s a pretty well known fact that books are for nerds. I was super busy doing things like kick flips and slam dunking basketball and banging hot chicks for that but the calls to read the series were so oppressive that eventually I took a break from jumping my motorcycle through rings of fire to read the books. Which were pretty good but my core reason for not reading them (besides the afore mentioned issue with me being too busy being awesome) was that I am greatly distrustful of fantasy series because they never end. Once they become a cash cow books get added and added and I at best only have like 50 more years on this planet. And you know, turns out I was right there. When the show came out I didn’t have a ton of interest but after every person I have ever met started showing up on my door to ask, “Why aren’t you watching Game of Thrones” I gave in. I knew it was a bad idea because when I didn’t immediately declare it to be the single greatest thing in the history of all media, I was going to piss people off. I am going through the same damn bullshit with American Gods right now. The book was fine, I liked it, but I have never been passionate about Neil Gaiman. I like him, I don’t love him. I think we should just stay friends. So I know once I give in the harassment and watch the show and don’t think it’s the greatest show ever made (which will be tough since there are like 8 shows people want me to watch because they are the greatest show ever made and I have to be honest, people are bad at language or there is something really strange going on with reality for so many shows to be the greatest ever) people will be very annoyed with me. So you know, I watched Game of Thrones last night and I was like, “Hey, that was fun”. And boy did that piss off some friends this morning who are very upset I didn’t think it was the greatest thing ever made. So I am trying to find a middle ground here on something I feel has to be generally uncontroversial. Emilia Clarke is beautiful. Often when she is on screen or I see pictures I am just struck by how beautiful she is. It really is remarkable how pretty she is. Big thumbs up to her. Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
This post is long overdue. I kinda feel obligated. Not in a, “Ugh, I have to do this sense” like you do when you have to make small talk with that one relative no one enjoys being around during some holiday but more like, if there is any justice in the world I will do this. Because Katheryn Winnick is beautiful and since about Comic Con I have almost posted her so many times. It just feels like a crime that I haven’t because she’s gorgeous. And she’s everywhere right now. I have no idea why. Is this Vikings related? Is that still on? I fell away eventually. Basically because I forgot it came back and it was one of those shows that was good enough that I enjoyed it when I watched it but not quite satisfying enough that I was excited each time a new season arrived. She was always good though and what is most striking to me is her presence in that show. If you asked me I’d assume she is like 6 feet tall. At the very least she must be physically imposing. It turns out she isn’t really, she’s just normal height for a girl. Which makes it all the more impressive that she can seem so imposing. There is something about her. I am not saying I am scared of her but I am not saying she couldn’t scare me if she tried. I would believe she could kick my ass if she threatened me I guess. Probably a weird place to end this. Oh well. Today I want to fuck Katheryn Winnick.
It’s been almost two years since I last posted Debby Ryan and that makes sense because there isn’t a lot of my life that has ever involved Debby Ryan. It always kind of boiled down to her show was on right before Gravity Falls and my DVR caught the end of her show and after weeks of that I was like, “Man, that girl is really hot”. And just kept thinking about how hot she was. That’s really the origin of her ever showing up here and the direct cause of most posts about her. I mean, it does mean now I keep an eye out for her because I have a problem and once I start tracking someone it’s hard ot ever stop. Which makes me sound like a stalker but I mean generally for public appearances and stuff. Anyway, she was at the TCAs this week so I assume she has a show or something coming out. Good for her. I thought she looked good but I ended up going with studio pics instead because there are a lot of those that have come out over time and she looks good in them. That simple. Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.
Here is Olivia Munn because she appeared in Vanity Fair for some reason. By some reason I mean you don’t need like a great reason to take pictures of her but usually there are reasons celebrities appear in magazines. And also there is just the one picture so far, which usually means she’s part of some sort of theme and there must be other celebrities as well that fit this theme but I haven’t seen any. So by some reason I don’t mean, “why would you put Olivia Munn in a magazine” but more like, “They put Olivia Munn in a magazine as part of some grander scheme that is thus far unknown”. Which actually sounds pretty sinister. I am fully down with that, we should all be on edge all the time. Never sleep again. Anyway, nefarious motives aside, she looked pretty good, which isn’t really shocking, she is very pretty and often looks good. I would say she is one of those interesting people who seems to just look better as time passes, like she continues to mature into her looks more and more. Neat trick for those who can do it. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.
Today was a pretty easy choice. I saw Krysten Ritter at The Defenders premier and it was like wow, that is a hell of a dress. It is just great. She is often pretty good at red carpet stuff and I think she is one of those people who just knows how to wear whatever as well. It makes sense, she did start as a model. I mean, even if you aren’t the best ever at something, if you are good enough at it to get paid you’re probably at least pretty good at it, so given her job was looking good it makes sense she so often looks good. I am excited for the new show, too, because I knew there was a panel and stuff at Comic Con but I legit did not know we were so close to the actual show hitting Netflix. That’s exciting because I have liked all of the MCU shows on Netflix so far, some probably more than most people, and thus I am looking forward to this. Krysten Ritter was flat out amazing as Jessica Jones though and I am really looking forward to seeing how they all come together. I am kind of banking on her interactions with people being amazing because it just seems like they should be. That dress is also just top notch, I think it is fantastic. Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.
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