Tag: Actress

I am dragging today guys.  I am on no sleep and I was just not looking forward to posting today because some days I just feel so far removed from any feelings that would drive me to post it feels like a chore.  Today felt like that until I saw a couple of preview images of Priyanka Chopra in Vogue India hit and… problem solved.  I immediately felt like posting and felt like posting her because holy fuck she is just so beautiful.  Seriously, she is just fun to look at.  Which could sound like a strange euphemism or something but I am too tired to be that kind of subtle.  I just genuinely mean like a work of art she is so nice to look at it is just nice.  It makes the lack of sleep headache subside and it’s fun to just look at her pretty face.  I hope that all makes sense.  It might not, I have reached the stage of the day where I am just getting loopy and I am not entirely sure what does and doesn’t make sense.  She is pretty though, I feel confident that is accurate and accurately written.  I hope.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Kelly Brook has released some shots from her new Calendar and I think that deserves a post.  Not because of the pictures because who cares about half naked women.  No, because it’s a Calendar and a I am a big, big fan of linear time.  As is Kelly Brook since she puts in so much effort every year in commemorate the concept by publishing calendars.  She is a responsible celebrity and knows there are many options out there for calendars and a lot of people probably have let paper ones fall to the wayside but she has fans and she knows they may buy her calendar and thus accidentally continue perhaps the greatest legacy of Western thought, linear time.  You see, a lot of ancient people, and I mean a lot, thought time was cyclical.  Time is a great wheel that rotates and comes around again and again.  And it’s a fun thought exercise and philosophical debate about history repeating itself again and again but the idea of an actual wheel of time is nothing but a wheel of oppression to crush all under.  It destroys free will.  Everything we are doing has happened and will happen again.  It is predestined and we are but just puppets on the strings of master time.  This is fucking horrifying.  Thankfully, as the heirs to Western thought (I mean, I assume that’s true of most people reading this.  If not sorry?  You can embrace this element though) we have linear time and along with it free will.  We are free to fuck up in new and inventive ways, even if it leads us down similar paths of self destruction our forebears traveled.  It’s similar but it’s our own damn path and our own damn choice. This is pretty much the most powerful bit of freedom any of us can have.  And given her 20 year dedication to making calendars I can only assume Kelly Brook understands this and wants to remind us all every year.  She really deserves thanks for that so I am celebrating it right here with pictures honoring her calendar history.  Thank you, Kelly.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

I don’t know if Nina Dobrev is currently promoting stuff or what.  I kind of assume so but that’s because she keeps just showing up in things.  Sorry, I hate to use such complicated and precise language, I know I have readers who don’t even speak English as a first language but sometimes such high level language has to be used, only words like “stuff” and “things” possibly work. I am not complaining by the way.  If magazines or websites or other stuff wants to take nice pictures of women I am attracted to then they should.  I encourage this behavior.  I am just cynical.  I just know that usually there is some sort of agenda.  Maybe I am wrong this time.  Anyway, she has looked lovely because she always looks lovely and so today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

There was a big fight last night and you may not know this about me but boxing is one of my true loves.  Which of course makes me a dinosaur.  I don’t care much for MMA stuff and boxing has been so far eclipsed by MMA that it might as well not exist it he eyes of most people.  Which is a shame.  A bigger shame is that I didn’t bother watching last night because it felt gimmicky and I expected a real snoozefest.  In my experience, when you put a boxer in the ring, especially one as skilled as Floyd Mayweather, against someone who decidedly isn’t a boxer then the non boxer gets the snot kicked out of him.  Boxing is too technical a sport to get by on just athleticism.  Turns out I was wrong.  I mean, yeah, Mayweather won but apparently it was a good fight.  Of course, I knew Mayweather would win and if I wanted to watch villains win at things I’d just turn on the news.  So good fight, who knows when Boxing will have it’s next big fight, the sport isn’t the darling that it once was, and honestly hasn’t been in my life time.  But there were still some celebrities there, most of them kind of expected cause you do this long enough you figure out who actually likes this kind of thing because they seem to keep showing up.  Like Olivia Munn.  Who genuinely seems to enjoy sporting events and always looks good.  She looked really good.  I loved her dress.  Hopefully that’s not as controversial as my fashion comments yesterday.  Anyway, here is Olivia Munn because she looked so good last night.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Jenna Coleman is doing press for the next season of Victoria and I haven’t actually seen any of the show so I can’t comment on that.  I just happen to like Jenna and am often taken with how pretty she is.  She is just very pretty.  That’s it.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Here is my beloved and beautiful Kristen Bell because this is my 2000th pick ever guys and I can’t think of anyone more appropriate to pick.  She is probably my number one celebrity crush of all time.  I started watching Veronica Mars in 2004 and I never waivered.  And conveniently she was in a new photoshoot just a couple of days ago so it all lines up well.  It’s like I have always said, it’s meant to be, one day I will have her babies.  And then all of this post is what will be used in the made for TV movie that rightfully makes me look like a crazy person as I foam at the mouth and shout, “We’re meant to be together.  I will have you babies”.  It will be on lifetime.  It won’t be good but they’ll be right to play the scary music when I show up.  Anyway, as always I will give some stats because I do that on landmark posts and people @femalecelebrityoftheday and @femalecelebrityoftheday only loves it.  At this point I have posted 354 different celebrities, from 25 different countries and 6 different continents because I am not into Penguins.  Also there are a few made up countries in there but I don’t really count those because how do you really classify the Mushroom Kingdom?  Anyway, here is a list of my top 30.  There are 31 people because 30th place is a tie.  Why 30?  Cause I did 25 the last time I did this and it’s been more time so I should expand the list.  It made sense when I took the screenshot.

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So thanks for following, Kristen Bell is the best by the way.  If you didn’t know. You can read any of her other 54 posts if you want more details.  Or like, watch her in something.  I still recommend the first season of Veronica Mars but the Good Place is pretty great too.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So recently @she-goes-to-eleven discovered Aly Michalka through the magic of iZombie and it was fun to watch her realize that Aly Michalka is one of those preternaturally pretty people that the more you look at her face the more blown away by it you are.  It was fun to hear once again how right I was when I had told her she would appreciate Aly on the show.  And I appreciate her on it because honestly it has shown me a depth to her acting ability I didn’t know was there.  I think it is an example of how many actors just need some material to work with to really show what they can do and I feel safe saying Rob Thomas is the best writer she has worked with.  So that’s nice.  Also what’s nice is that she finally has an album coming out because it means we got a photoshoot. Thank god.  This was the other subject of discussion, that yes Aly is very pretty but her moment in the sun seems to have been 8-10 years ago now so pictures of her are rarer and rarer.  Also, I am happy for fans of her music.  It’s one of those stupid things about how the current system works.  Aly and her sister wanted to make music, they have a fan base that I have seen for years begging for new music and… they couldn’t get an album made because… bullshit.  I mean, I get that their fan base probably isn’t that huge but in this modern era that really shouldn’t matter.  It’s so easy to get stuff out there but you end up with contracts and rules and nonsense.  So I am happy for people who wanted it and happy for Aly and happy that there should be at least a little bit of promoting around it.  That’s good for me.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

Game of Thrones was last night and multiple times during the episode Emilia Clarke was on screen and all I could think was, “Fuck, she’s so beautiful”.  I realize I am not alone in this feeling about her.  I mean, I have seen people I follow reblog and basically say the same sort of things.  There is just something about her face.  So she’s here today for that simple reason, she is really beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

Hey guys, I am going to ask for a personal favor today.  I know @femalecelebrityoftheday and I share a lot of the same followers and he has gone through a personal tragedy this weekend.  It’s terrible and there is no easy fix and no words that can probably make him feel better, loss is something we all deal with and is both deeply personal and universal.  Thing is, he’s a good and decent person.  He is smart, kind, and fun to talk to.  He has interesting thoughts on things and he obviously likes celebrities and he is no doubt hurting right at this moment.  One of the most important things we can do as humans is have empathy for each other.  The world can be cruel and arbitrary in what it takes from us and what we go through, it is our ability to empathize with one another and just be there that is our single greatest strength.  It’s one it’s important we never let slip away.  Like I said, many of you likely follow him and have noticed he didn’t post yesterday.  Some of you have never heard of him.  Maybe you can just take a little bit of time to send him a message with some sort of kind word though.  Don’t let this pressure you, grief is not a puzzle to be solved and there is no magic word or phrase you can utter that will patch up his heart, only time does that.  But you can let him know people care and sometimes that gives you the little bit of strength you need when things feel worst.  So just send him something, it may not even matter what, he likes celebrities, maybe tell him you do to and you like his blog. Anyway, I am posting Anna Kendrick and it’s been a while but I saw her out in her pajamas at something and I know he also likes her so I figured why not post her today and I will mimic his two picture format so he knows he is missed. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Hayley Atwell was at the after party for what I believe is a play called Against last night but i don’t know because it turns out Against is a terrible term to Google.  But whatever it is, it is in a theater and she was at an after party and hey, it’s a nice reminder that she exists which is always a reminder that she is awesome.  Like 10 kinds of awesome and so any excuse to think about her is good which usually leads to me posting her because she is just a delightful human being.  It feels like we all better for every reminder that she exists.  So I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.