Kelly Brook has released some shots from her new Calendar and I think that deserves a post.  Not because of the pictures because who cares about half naked women.  No, because it’s a Calendar and a I am a big, big fan of linear time.  As is Kelly Brook since she puts in so much effort every year in commemorate the concept by publishing calendars.  She is a responsible celebrity and knows there are many options out there for calendars and a lot of people probably have let paper ones fall to the wayside but she has fans and she knows they may buy her calendar and thus accidentally continue perhaps the greatest legacy of Western thought, linear time.  You see, a lot of ancient people, and I mean a lot, thought time was cyclical.  Time is a great wheel that rotates and comes around again and again.  And it’s a fun thought exercise and philosophical debate about history repeating itself again and again but the idea of an actual wheel of time is nothing but a wheel of oppression to crush all under.  It destroys free will.  Everything we are doing has happened and will happen again.  It is predestined and we are but just puppets on the strings of master time.  This is fucking horrifying.  Thankfully, as the heirs to Western thought (I mean, I assume that’s true of most people reading this.  If not sorry?  You can embrace this element though) we have linear time and along with it free will.  We are free to fuck up in new and inventive ways, even if it leads us down similar paths of self destruction our forebears traveled.  It’s similar but it’s our own damn path and our own damn choice. This is pretty much the most powerful bit of freedom any of us can have.  And given her 20 year dedication to making calendars I can only assume Kelly Brook understands this and wants to remind us all every year.  She really deserves thanks for that so I am celebrating it right here with pictures honoring her calendar history.  Thank you, Kelly.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.