Most of you probably don’t realize it because I have played it pretty close to the vest until now but I am a pretty big Charli XCX fan.  It’s ok if you feel like we’re close but you hadn’t caught on, it’s me, not you.  I never bring it up.  I am very secretive about it.  She has been in a bunch of pictures lately and it seems people are still digging the video for Boys and all of this is good because almost once a day Youtube recommends some new interview with her or something.  Because, of course, while no one else has noticed tht I love Charli XCX, Google knows all.  Which is frightening but if it keeps sending me Charli XCX interviews I will be too distracted to do anything about it.  So uh… hurray for that?  I guess.  Anyway, here she is because I really like her and today I want to fuck Charli XCX.