Tag: Actress

London Fashion Week is in full swing so here’s Jenna Coleman.  I happen to quite like Jenna Coleman but am really torn on the one dress she wore this week at the Emilia Wickstead show.  Torn cause like… I keep going back and forth.  I don’t like it or I do.  Which usually means there is a problem I can’t identify and I like some elements but dislike others.  The problem is, Jenna Coleman has such a pretty face I also assume that just throws my judgement off.  So I am posting her because at the very least the dress has me thinking about her.  Like, she is who keeps popping into my head because I can’t decide on the dress but I am pretty solidly in the camp of her being pretty.  So today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

How about some Holly Willoughby today.  After all she is doing something for Diet Coke.  I probably don’t have to tell you that the picture of her in the black dress is a promo picture she took for Diet Coke.  I assume everyone, like I do, immediately thinks Diet Coke when you see a woman in a gauzy black dress. It’s just one of those universal human things we all do.  You know, like we all breathe or we all have to tamp down uncontrollable rage when we’re at a fast food restaurant behind someone and when they get to the counter they go, “Ok… let me look at the menu”.  It’s like what the fuck?  What the fuck were you doing this entire time you were in line?  Did it not occur to you to maybe peak at the menu in advance so you aren’t making everyone else wait on your lazy ass?  Also, it’s McDonald’s.  You know what they have because you are a big boy old enough to exit the house on your own.  They haven’t suddenly added McFoie gras and McTapas to the menu, it’s the same old shit as always.  Get your shit together and order already.  So it’s like that, I assume we all go through that.  Thinking about Diet Coke when we can see a British Woman’s legs through her dress and wondering how come some people literally have nothing better to do than hmmm loudly and not make a decision. So you know, what I am saying is very successful campaign Diet Coke, I have brought up your name a bunch here and I assume this blog is exactly what you want your brand to be associated with.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

The Emmys were last night and that was a thing.  A thing I ended up missing most of because… hey, I knew they were on but it’s one of those nights where you look up at it’s almost 10 PM and you go, “man, how did that happen”.  Anyway, there are still lots of after party pictures to come given I have seen like… one person at an after party and I assume more people are there.  Just one person at a party is not a party, it’s like the most depressing Peanuts comic of all time.  But in the lead up and at the actual Emmys Ariel Winter really stood out to me.  I really liker her dress.  The cut of it with the two slits and the silver and I liked her silver eye shadow to match.  It gets a thumbs up from me.  So she is here because today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

So the Emmys are tonight and that’s exciting I guess?  I don’t know, I am having a hard time working up much excitement.  Maybe I’ll be more excited tomorrow.  Anyway, Chloe Bennet was at a few of the pre Emmy things, like parties and peripheral rewards and so on.  She was also at a bunch of Fashion Week stuff last week.  So there has been a lot of Chloe Bennet and she has looked good so I fugred why not post her.  It’s that simple.  Today I want to fuck Chloe Bennet.

I started watching the new Tick Series and I like it a lot.  To be fair, I am biased because I have long loved the Tick.  I was the right age to think the original run on the Tick was the funniest thing I had ever read and my friends and I used to watch the show in college.  I quite like the Tick.  So you know, I was surprised when Dot turned out to be hot (and a better character in general).  I am not sure why I was surprised, this is TV after all, it happens.  But still, it was surprising.  So I looked her up and it turns out I have seen her in everything!  Like everything.  And some stuff I will see her in eventually because let’s be honest, eventually I will see the Blair Witch sequel no matter how bad it is.  But most interesting is the first thing I ever saw her in, she was a regular on Veronica Mars.  Not only did I love this show, it might be the origin of more people on this blog than any other single piece of media.  Which sounds strange at first until you realize Valorie Curry here is the 5th person I am posting who I saw for the first time ever on Veronica Mars.  She follows Kristen Bell, Krysten Ritter, Alona Tal, and Jessica Chastain.  Who knows, in 5 more years maybe someone else will pop up. What a world.  Today I want to fuck Valorie Curry.

Victoria Justice has worn me down and I am giving and posting her.  Which I realize sounds negative but is really the most accurate description.  Victoria Justice is very pretty.  You know, high cheek bones, everything in the right place, there is a reason she was tagged for her own show at 16 or whatever. Those people who cast shows for tweens full of teenagers know what they are doing.  But it is almost boring how pretty she is.  Which goes beyond first world problems to whatever the next level is.  Spoiled idiot problems?  That sounds right.  My point is she shows up and it’s like, oh yeah, there she is, she looks great. Yawn.  Maybe she has set the bar too high.  More likely it’s just because she might look beautiful every time I see her but I can’t think of a thing I have seen her in.  I mean, I did watch Victorious once at the insistence of followers but that was like 5 years ago and I just need more of a connection most of the time. But of course here she is and she shows up sometimes.  Which is really just a credit to not only how good looking she is but how well put together the whole package is.  Yes, she is beautiful but she also tends to look… well, I am not sure what the word is.  Her clothes are great, her looks are flawless.  She knows what she’s doing and I guess that just makes an impact sometimes.  She has been everywhere during fashion week so now she is here today.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

Here is Jessica Chastain because finally.  Like, she just has been demanding to be here and like some kind of idiot I haven’t been listening.  I feel like if you have followed me you know in just what esteem I hold her and I actually feel dumb now a few days later that I haven’t posted her yet.  Every time she’s been at a premier at TIFF I have been like, wow, she looks great, I need to find out more about that movie.  And I haven’t yet.  Because I am lazy.  And somehow she finished second to other people.  Which is inexcusable.  I am sorry.  But she looked amazing in red yesterday and so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

It’s been such a busy weekend for celebrities showing up at stuff and looking great that it makes me glad I don’t run my blog like @femalecelebrityoftheday does.  I know he often after big events will queue up a bunch of people in the hopes of posting them all eventually and man, that just seems terrible.  I would have like 20 people waiting and I honestly would still be posting stuff from the Oscars or something at this point.  Much better to live in the moment, go where the wind takes you (of course, @femalecelebrityoftheday isn’t really a “live in the moment” kind of guy, more a “fret in perpetuity” kind of guy instead.  At least it means he’s found his people because every other post on tumblr is about anxiety).  So you know, Karen Gillan almost didn’t make the cut despite almost posting her the past two days.  And it was tough, people continue to exist and look good in things and I don’t really want to be stuck in the past any more than I want to dread the future, there’s plenty going on now.  But you know what, Karen Gillan looked good and I just really like her.  There is just something about her.  By something I guess I mean her hair and her face and the fact that she is funny and charming and I loved her on Doctor Who.  You know, something.  So here she is and I encourage her to go to Fashion Week more often because we need more Karen Gillan.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Boy, there is suddenly just a ton going on, isn’t there.  I guess summer is over and it’s back to work for everyone.  After a slow August on the pictures of attractive celebrities front, suddenly there are things going on all over the place, Film Festivals, Fashion Weeks, um… an unmentioned third thing so this seems like a valid list instead of two things.  My point is TIFF and the Venice Film Festival and New York Fashion Week and I am sure there is something else.  Back to school?  No, that really doesn’t seem to be part of this.  Well, there is stuff, trust me.  But it means there were a lot of options today and frankly have been a lot of options this week.  Jennifer Lawrence almost made it the other day but got beaten out by Priyanka Chopra.  Now she’s here because she has just looked fabulous at all the stuff for her new movie Mother.  Jen is really kind of schizophrenic in her fashion choices.  Sometimes she will look great and sometimes it is just terrible.  And it seems to come in waves.  Maybe it’s whoever is picking stuff for her.  She’s a big star, I am sure she has a stylist or whatever.  But it means for some movies I am in love with what she wears and for others I wish she had chosen something else. Mother is shaping up to be one of the good runs though and that’s exciting, because the truth is Jennifer Lawrence is very good looking, so it’s a bonus when the clothes are too.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Late last night I saw picture of Natalie Dormer at the GQ Men fo the Year awards and I knew I would be posting her today.  Lots seems to have gone on yesterday and quite a few people I like quite a lot showed up at things but… man, Natalie Dormer is special.  There is just something about her and she is starting to feel like a rare treat since her exit from Game of Thrones.  She just has a swagger and attitude that is irresistible.  She is just sexy.  Which is a whole different thing than pretty or attractive or whatever.  She’s pretty but it’s her sexiness that stands out.  She has it in spades and trumps pretty much everyone else.  It’s astonishing really what a crooked smile and some confidence can do.  I really think they should reboot one of Harrison Ford’s old roles and give it to her.  I would totally be down with her as Indiana Jones or Han Solo.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.