Tag: Actress

Happy Friday the 13th everyone!  Boy I have been looking forward to this stupid day all year.  See, every Friday the 13th I use it as an excuse to watch horror movies and act like that is why, rather than me just generally watching a lot of horror movies.  It also means I check the calendar to see when the next one is coming.  When I saw there was an October one I was just thrilled.  It is as me as a day can get.  So why not celebrate with a Scream Queen.  My favorite one probably.  Danielle Harris, who is pretty hot and sure has been in a lot of horror movies.  Here she is.  Enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

Well, apparently it’s a Madelaine Petsch kind of week round these parts.  I didn’t even know that was a thing until yesterday but apparently it most definitely is because I was extremely tempted to post her yesterday but was so tired that I wasn’t sure if I could and then Daisy Ridley rode into the rescue to save me from hard thoughts and decision making.  When I posted Madelaine Petsch earlier this week I commented on all the photoshoots and promo material and how great that was.  I was excited about Riverdale.  I’d love to give you my thoughts on Riverdale but I can’t because I haven’t actually watched it yet on account of my DVR not recording it.  Well, it recorded it but apparently my signal broke up so I have 1 10 minute recording and then 3 5 minute recordings and I don’t think that’s right.  So no Riverdale thoughts but since Monday when she last appeared, there have been two new Madelaine Petsch photoshoot and frankly she has looked amazing in them.  Especially the Luca shoot, where she just was amazingly hot (I believe the quote from @she-goes-to-eleven was something along the lines of, “By the Great Maple Leaf, she looks great, eh? Hockey Tim Hortons Igloo!”  That sounds right).  Madelaine looked great in both but man that Luca one.  So I am posting her because she is beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

Boy guys, I am really tired.  I am not looking for sympathy, none of you made me choose my bohemian, party filled lifestyle.  It’s no one’s fault but mine that my life is a thrill a minute adventure.  But the result of my wild night is that I feel like I was hit by a truck.  Luckily Daisy Ridley made today super easy by being in a photoshoot for Vogue where she looked great.  I mean, it was weird but whatever, I’ll take it.  I was obviously excited for the trailer the other day.  I hate trailers in general but I bite on a few, including Star Wars.  I got chills because I am essentially stuck in a state of perpetual adolescence and Hollywood in general and Disney in particular are really skilled at using nostalgia to manipulate the emotions of an entire generation with a severe case of arrested development.  I am not sure if I am criticizing myself, pop culture, society, or the entertainment industry to be honest.  I guess I can criticize more than one thing at a time, I am a remarkably talented individual and my mom tells me I am really smart.  My basic point though is I really liked the trailer and am excited for the movie.  And I will forever adore Daisy Ridley because I love the character of Rey and she played Rey and that’s all it would take.  Seriously, all it would take.  It’s why I’d give Mark Hamill my kidney if he asked for it, even though that would be greedy because he’s probably got a bunch of spare kidneys just sitting around as decoration, you know how decadent those Hollywood types are. Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

Riverdale is back this week and that is exciting because I am looking forward to it.  It really was just a highly enjoyable show for me last year.  On top of that, it brings the added bonus of the full promotional weight of a show that was a surprise hit getting attention before the new season.  Or in other words lots of the cast members showing up in a lot of things from videos and interviews to photoshoots.  Thus Madelaine Petsch is here because she’s really pretty and brings interesting depth to what could be a stock villain character on the show. And I am looking forward to see what becomes of her this year.  And she’s pretty.  Which I just said.  Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

It’s never a good sign when it’s almost 4 PM and I go, “Hey, did I post today”. The answer today was no and it’s a symptom of bad sleep.  I don’t know if anyone else gets this but I woke up in the middle of the night and was up for 5 fucking hours before getting back to sleep at which point I am not sure what day it is, because my day has been broken up by too many separate sleep periods and I am loopy and out of it and also terribly old so missing sleep really wears on me.  On the plus side of being up from 2 AM to 7 AM though, is that’s plenty of time to watch horror movies.  I have to get them in somewhere.  This morning I watched the Cult of Chucky, which I kind of liked.  Part of that is just an affection for Chucky and after the silly turn the series took the bigotry of low expectations.  The fact that this wasn’t terrible was a huge bonus.  But also I really like Fiona Dourif.  In the last movie she became something the series never truly had, a good final girl.  I have an affection for final girls because you know, they’re the heroes and you are supposed to relate to them and I do with the good ones.  She was an especially good one in general though.  And you know,  maybe spoilers for a movie from 2013, it makes sense she might be Chucky’s daughter cause you know, her dad is an academy award nominated actor who just so happens to play Chucky.  I of course say maybe spoilers because I am fuzzy on that plot point.  Did Chucky have an affair with her mom or was he just obsessed?  I legitimately don’t remember.  Maybe that isn’t a ringing endorsement for the series.  Either way, the new one is pretty cool and I enjoyed it and I enjoyed Fiona Dourif’s performance.  Also she is pretty.  So today I want to fuck Fiona Dourif.

Boy, I hope Fashion Week never ends (Fashion Week ended last night).  Fan Bingbing is showing up again because she is the world’s hottest chameleon. Here are four of her looks in Paris for the few days of Fashion Week she was around for and it’s amazing how easily she flows from one look to another and they all look fantastic.  Even stuff I am convinced wouldn’t look fantastic on someone else looks perfect on her.  It’s exceptional really, her personal style.  I really can’t think of a look she has ever chosen that I felt hasn’t worked.  Like that black thing right there.  I feel like that shouldn’t work.  Or at least, that shouldn’t work for the same person who is wearing those big glasses and all white.  It feels like bad ass cyberpunk assassin and stern librarian are diametrically opposed looks but apparently they are not.  Apparently, they are complimentary looks.  I don’t know how much of this is because she is just that good at pulling off all these looks and how much of it is just because she’s very clearly cheating by being ridiculously beautiful but it’s working either way. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

I am aware I have been repeating myself recently.  I went to my blogs main page to just look to see if it’s as bad as I think and yup, in the past 10 days 3 people have made up 7 posts and hey, now it’s about to be 4 people making up 9 of the last 11.  I can’t help it if certain people keep showing up and looking amazing.  I would like to diversify but then on top of all of it Fan Bingbing shows up at Paris Fashion wee and this kind of feels like it goes without saying given it’s Fan Bingbing, but she looked perfect.  In all white and like… I don’t even know, even her face decided to somehow conform tot he look.  It’s damn impressive just how perfectly she can put together a look.  And really any look from what I can tell.  She is just gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

The Good Place is back.  Well, it came back last week but I got distracted posting other things so didn’t mention it.  Not this week though.  There are plenty of distractions still but I am posting Kristen Bell cause The Good Place is still great.  It’s just funny and surprising and seems will to turn everything on it’s head every episode.  It’s pretty gutsy.  And of course Kristen Bell is a giant ball of charm, charisma, and hilarity.  I love her.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So some big runway shows in Milan today and a lot of people I love walked and so I assumed one of them would show up.  Then some pictures of Nina Dobrev doing press for Flatliners showed up and it was game over man.  Because holy shit!  Nina Dobrev is hot as fucking a suit.  Who knew?  I didn’t.  I mean… logically it makes sense.  Nina Dobrev is often quite hot and I rather like her, so unless it’s like, comically ill fitting she should look good in a suit.  But this good?  My god.  Look at her sitting there.  Just holy fuck.  So she’s here pretty much because of that.  I mean, yay, Flatliners too or whatever.  Or not yay.  I saw some video on Youtube angry bout classic movies being remade and you know, let’s not devalue the word classic guys.  I mean really?  So I don’t care much about Flatliners one way or another.  I will see it but I couldn’t name one person in it until I saw these pictures.  Anyway, back to that suit, look at her.  It’s amazing right?  She just looks sexy as fuck.  So today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

When I was a kid we used to have skunk rules in sports.  Like in softball if a team was up by x number of runs by a certain inning, the game just ended.  I didn’t understand why as a kid because it was fun to play softball and win or lose I kind of wanted to keep playing, not stop early and not get a full game in. So I asked my dad why and he told me they have that rule because, “Some people are dicks”.  Which ended up being true and more universal than softball but the basic point was even in a  game played by children, some people couldn’t be trusted to not try to not boost their own ego by grinding other people’s kids into the ground and trying to really, really blow them out.  It’s a debate adults have with professional sports as well and there are no more skunk rules, which probably sucks for people’s feelings but on the other hand is useful for us as a society because we can tell who is and who isn’t a terrible person more easily this way.  Anyway, Fan Bingbing made me think of this and I am not calling her a dick but she is promoting a movie and it means like a slew of appearances for her and… it’s definitely running up the score.  One Fan Bingbing picture is enough to remind me that she is very possibly the most beautiful human being alive.  Like 8 different appearances and it’s just like… it feels unfair to other good looking people.  I mean, obviously I can tell you from personal experience, being gorgeous is a real burden no matter what and you have to suffer through this life of being devastatingly attractive already, but then on top of that Fan Bingbing is here to make you look like a pile of crap?  Well.. ok, that might be a bit extreme but you get my point.  I don’t blame her I guess.  She’s in some movie called Sky Hunter that I have no clue about and i get it has to be promoted.  I am just saying like… look, Marlon Brando gained a lot of weight and I always felt he must have done that for our sake because young Brando was so dangerously sexy that who knows what problems it could have caused.  So for our sake he went crazy and at a lot of bacon and bread.  I am not suggesting Fan Bingbing do that, I am just saying that again, she’s making it hard to think about anything else.  I mean, obviously, look at how stupid and rambly this post is.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.