It’s never a good sign when it’s almost 4 PM and I go, “Hey, did I post today”. The answer today was no and it’s a symptom of bad sleep. I don’t know if anyone else gets this but I woke up in the middle of the night and was up for 5 fucking hours before getting back to sleep at which point I am not sure what day it is, because my day has been broken up by too many separate sleep periods and I am loopy and out of it and also terribly old so missing sleep really wears on me. On the plus side of being up from 2 AM to 7 AM though, is that’s plenty of time to watch horror movies. I have to get them in somewhere. This morning I watched the Cult of Chucky, which I kind of liked. Part of that is just an affection for Chucky and after the silly turn the series took the bigotry of low expectations. The fact that this wasn’t terrible was a huge bonus. But also I really like Fiona Dourif. In the last movie she became something the series never truly had, a good final girl. I have an affection for final girls because you know, they’re the heroes and you are supposed to relate to them and I do with the good ones. She was an especially good one in general though. And you know, maybe spoilers for a movie from 2013, it makes sense she might be Chucky’s daughter cause you know, her dad is an academy award nominated actor who just so happens to play Chucky. I of course say maybe spoilers because I am fuzzy on that plot point. Did Chucky have an affair with her mom or was he just obsessed? I legitimately don’t remember. Maybe that isn’t a ringing endorsement for the series. Either way, the new one is pretty cool and I enjoyed it and I enjoyed Fiona Dourif’s performance. Also she is pretty. So today I want to fuck Fiona Dourif.
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