Sports Illustrated has started doing this thing where they are promoting the swimsuit issue year round.  I get this policy in general.  Like I get that magazines are dying and really there is no reason at all to read week old sports news so about the only content Sports Illustrated provides that no one else can match is pictures of super models in bikinis.  Which, now that I say it is probably something lots of people provide but more these specific pictures of super models in bikinis.  You can’t get these.  And even though Sports Illustrated has proven to be very bad at this, half the times the bikinis don’t even seem to fit right, I guess they have to share them among multiple models and the tops just end up to be too small a lot of times, people I guess just appreciate the effort. So I get all that but part of me would like a world where everything isn’t being promoted on social media all year long.  We should save that for truly special things.  Like Halloween.  On the other hand, it’s hard to get to annoyed when said promotion involves Kate Upton popping out of the water wearing a bikini.  I have conveniently turned that into a gif for you guys (and what a bitch it is to get it under Tumblr’s size limit) so you don’t have to go looking yourself.  I assume no one wants to see the actual video so I am saving you the hassle of having to look at a full minute of water dripping down Kate Upton’s body.  You’re welcome!  Anyway, I guess what I am saying is I am part of the problem because it’s Fall and I am posting bikini pictures of Kate Upton when in a just world I’d be posting… I guess pumpkin spice pictures of Kate Upton?  Sorry I am so weak guys.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.