Some new stuff from Kate Upton for Yamamay came out and that’s a good thing because it turns out in general I like how they shoot her. So thank you Yamamay, your devious plan to make me mention you here so all of my followers rush out and buy your clothing is working. Very clever. Anyway, Kate looks pretty good in a bunch of the shots and I am hoping for more and in better quality but we have what we have right now. I’ll take it. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Kate Upton was in the new Maxim and voted #1 on their 100 hottest women list. Good job I think? I dunno, I find voting on matters of taste to be pretty stupid if you want my opinion. It seems counter to the whole point but I guess voting is just fun. So knock yourself out. This will stun you if you have no idea what this blog is but I cannot imagine limiting myself to one person and the top slot and not regretting it. I have issues but seriously, I would never feel good about my vote. Though I guess over time I have voted for Kate Upton in the sense that she is my most often posted celebrity and this is the 85th time I have posted her. That’s more often than once a month. Anyway, she looked really good in the Maxim shoot so I am not arguing with results, just the need. I guess I am a little worried about people who need validation about what they are attracted to. It seems like a dire situation to be in. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Happy Memorial Day everyone. Here is Kate Upton at the beach. I hope you enjoy that. It feels festive to me. Today is kind of the start of summer in a certain sense. Mentally it is for me at least. Plus I like Kate Upton. I combined these two facts to make this post. Now you know my very deep process. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Kate Upton is long over due to make a return here and I am not sure why she hasn’t. She has had a few different things for Yamamay come out in the past month or so and has just looked fantastic. Like seriously, it’s among the best she has ever looked. So why hasn’t she shown up? I have no idea. I don’t think I’ve been drunk for an entire month but then again if I blacked out how would I know if I was drunk or not? Was I so drunk I didn’t know I was drunk? It’s probably the only explanation because she really has looked amazing. So I am posting her today. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Kate Upton seems to be having a good couple of weeks here. I don’t mind that at all. She did a shoot for Lipsy and I thought she looked fantastic. She really has looked great lately. So I am posting her. It’s that simple. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I would apologize about Kate Upton twice in the same week but I am not sorry. Not at all. There was a Sports Illustrated Launch event Wednesday night but I didn’t see the pictures until late and holy shit guys. Not just Kate, though man I love Kate’s dress, but like everyone looked amazing at it. There is something about a launch even for people wearing bikinis having one of the better red carpets recently that is counter intuitive but it happened. Everyone I have seen looked great. Many of them it was their best look in a while. Kate, who is fantastic looking, hasn’t always been great on the red carpet but I don’t know what changed recently but for the past 6 months or so she’s basically killed it. At worst she has looked pretty ok. At best it’s been amazing. She looked amazing the other day. So she’s here again because today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Well guys, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue came out and that means it’s time to post Kate Upton. More importantly, today is my friend Kat’s birthday. You can message her at @she-goes-to-eleven but be warned, her blog is full of girls that qualify as her type. And her type is naked. So you know, be careful at work. Anyway, today is Kat’s birthday and for people’s birthdays I like to mention it and usually I want to make a connection as to who I am posting. Luckily with Kat it is easy because the connection was going to be that she was intensely attracted to whoever I posted. It basically didn’t matter, the girl loves girls. Anyway, now only is she intensely attracted to Kate Upton, they both are named Katherine, and even more of a coincidence, both live on the planet Earth. So it was really easy this time. Kate, by the way, looks fantastic. And has just looked great lately. It’s really nice to see but man she nailed the Swimsuit Issue. I am glad she is back. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So here is Kate Upton because she was on the Love Advent Calendar today and mostly I haven’t much cared for it this year.  I have found it kind of boring and I get that they have a theme this year, I just fail to see how it’s a Christmas theme.  So like, I actually liked how Kate Upton looked playing Tennis but like… I don’t know what Tennis has to do with Christmas.  In fairness, I can’t remember all the gifts from the 12 days of Christmas.  I am ok with the first few, you know, two turtle doves and so on but once they get into what is clearly slavery I get it all confused.  I know there are maids a milking and lords a leaping but given you can’t actually give people as presents I assume these are all slaves being given as Christmas gifts and you know what, going to take a radical moral stand here and say I am anti slavery, my Christmas doesn’t need any weird milk maid slavery bullshit.  But what I am saying is there might be like 8 tennis players a playing or something, I can’t remember and don’t care.  So I am giving today a slight pass, maybe tennis is actually Christmas themed.  I am willing to look past it for gifs of Kate Upton I guess.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Sports Illustrated has started doing this thing where they are promoting the swimsuit issue year round.  I get this policy in general.  Like I get that magazines are dying and really there is no reason at all to read week old sports news so about the only content Sports Illustrated provides that no one else can match is pictures of super models in bikinis.  Which, now that I say it is probably something lots of people provide but more these specific pictures of super models in bikinis.  You can’t get these.  And even though Sports Illustrated has proven to be very bad at this, half the times the bikinis don’t even seem to fit right, I guess they have to share them among multiple models and the tops just end up to be too small a lot of times, people I guess just appreciate the effort. So I get all that but part of me would like a world where everything isn’t being promoted on social media all year long.  We should save that for truly special things.  Like Halloween.  On the other hand, it’s hard to get to annoyed when said promotion involves Kate Upton popping out of the water wearing a bikini.  I have conveniently turned that into a gif for you guys (and what a bitch it is to get it under Tumblr’s size limit) so you don’t have to go looking yourself.  I assume no one wants to see the actual video so I am saving you the hassle of having to look at a full minute of water dripping down Kate Upton’s body.  You’re welcome!  Anyway, I guess what I am saying is I am part of the problem because it’s Fall and I am posting bikini pictures of Kate Upton when in a just world I’d be posting… I guess pumpkin spice pictures of Kate Upton?  Sorry I am so weak guys.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.