Kate Upton is long over due to make a return here and I am not sure why she hasn’t. She has had a few different things for Yamamay come out in the past month or so and has just looked fantastic. Like seriously, it’s among the best she has ever looked. So why hasn’t she shown up? I have no idea. I don’t think I’ve been drunk for an entire month but then again if I blacked out how would I know if I was drunk or not? Was I so drunk I didn’t know I was drunk? It’s probably the only explanation because she really has looked amazing. So I am posting her today. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.