I would apologize about Kate Upton twice in the same week but I am not sorry. Not at all. There was a Sports Illustrated Launch event Wednesday night but I didn’t see the pictures until late and holy shit guys. Not just Kate, though man I love Kate’s dress, but like everyone looked amazing at it. There is something about a launch even for people wearing bikinis having one of the better red carpets recently that is counter intuitive but it happened. Everyone I have seen looked great. Many of them it was their best look in a while. Kate, who is fantastic looking, hasn’t always been great on the red carpet but I don’t know what changed recently but for the past 6 months or so she’s basically killed it. At worst she has looked pretty ok. At best it’s been amazing. She looked amazing the other day. So she’s here again because today I want to fuck Kate Upton.