So here is Kate Upton because she was on the Love Advent Calendar today and mostly I haven’t much cared for it this year.  I have found it kind of boring and I get that they have a theme this year, I just fail to see how it’s a Christmas theme.  So like, I actually liked how Kate Upton looked playing Tennis but like… I don’t know what Tennis has to do with Christmas.  In fairness, I can’t remember all the gifts from the 12 days of Christmas.  I am ok with the first few, you know, two turtle doves and so on but once they get into what is clearly slavery I get it all confused.  I know there are maids a milking and lords a leaping but given you can’t actually give people as presents I assume these are all slaves being given as Christmas gifts and you know what, going to take a radical moral stand here and say I am anti slavery, my Christmas doesn’t need any weird milk maid slavery bullshit.  But what I am saying is there might be like 8 tennis players a playing or something, I can’t remember and don’t care.  So I am giving today a slight pass, maybe tennis is actually Christmas themed.  I am willing to look past it for gifs of Kate Upton I guess.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.