Hey it’s Sunday so here is Charli XCX.  You might be wondering how those things are connected but I am going to leave that as a mystery.  And by leave it as a mystery I mean I wrote it and don’t know what I meant but if I pretend it’s a secret then I seem interesting and mysterious and your brain will come up with a more interesting connection than I could make up.  Or you won’t really care because you don’t really read this anyway and if you’re one specific follower you’re just scrolling to the bottom so you can misspell her name in the replies because you like tweaking me.  It’s all good because I have Charli XCX to look at.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.