When I was a kid we used to have skunk rules in sports.  Like in softball if a team was up by x number of runs by a certain inning, the game just ended.  I didn’t understand why as a kid because it was fun to play softball and win or lose I kind of wanted to keep playing, not stop early and not get a full game in. So I asked my dad why and he told me they have that rule because, “Some people are dicks”.  Which ended up being true and more universal than softball but the basic point was even in a  game played by children, some people couldn’t be trusted to not try to not boost their own ego by grinding other people’s kids into the ground and trying to really, really blow them out.  It’s a debate adults have with professional sports as well and there are no more skunk rules, which probably sucks for people’s feelings but on the other hand is useful for us as a society because we can tell who is and who isn’t a terrible person more easily this way.  Anyway, Fan Bingbing made me think of this and I am not calling her a dick but she is promoting a movie and it means like a slew of appearances for her and… it’s definitely running up the score.  One Fan Bingbing picture is enough to remind me that she is very possibly the most beautiful human being alive.  Like 8 different appearances and it’s just like… it feels unfair to other good looking people.  I mean, obviously I can tell you from personal experience, being gorgeous is a real burden no matter what and you have to suffer through this life of being devastatingly attractive already, but then on top of that Fan Bingbing is here to make you look like a pile of crap?  Well.. ok, that might be a bit extreme but you get my point.  I don’t blame her I guess.  She’s in some movie called Sky Hunter that I have no clue about and i get it has to be promoted.  I am just saying like… look, Marlon Brando gained a lot of weight and I always felt he must have done that for our sake because young Brando was so dangerously sexy that who knows what problems it could have caused.  So for our sake he went crazy and at a lot of bacon and bread.  I am not suggesting Fan Bingbing do that, I am just saying that again, she’s making it hard to think about anything else.  I mean, obviously, look at how stupid and rambly this post is.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.