I was having trouble knowing what to write or do today.  I was in a dark mood and I try not to let those take over my life and infect what I do but it can be hard.  But then Barbara Palvin showed up in pictures from the Alberta Ferretti Show during Milan Fashion Week and it solved everything.  That’s a pretty good trick.  I had someone to post and had something to talk about which is holy fuck Barbara Palvin looks hot as fuck walking for Alberta Ferretti.  Now, obviously she’s wearing a shiny shirt and well… ok in the Ozarks the most unsporting way to hunt a raccoon was to cut a small hole in a log and place something shiny in it.  The raccoon would reach in and grab the shiny thing but by making a fist it’s hand was too big to get back out.  But the Raccoon will not give up it’s shiny stuff, so it’s still there when the hunter comes back, trying to pull it’s little hand free and then the hunter bashes the raccoon in the head and the hunt is over.  What I am saying is when I die there is about a 90% chance it will be because someone puts a celebrity in a sparkly dress and then bashes me over the head with a rock.  It’s how I am going to go.  We all have our own fate.  So yeah, she’s wearing a shiny shirt and that must be a factor but really she just looks so good.  So very good.  So she is here.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.