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Happy Mother’s Day guys. I am not doing a Mother’s Day themed post because that seems pretty weird but I guess since this is a family blog there are some moms out there reading this. Maybe. Anyway, I am posting Fan Bingbing today because look at her. She is ridiculously good looking and so fashionable that there oughta be some sort of law. I mean in general. I’m a bit of a libertine, I care about peace and freedom. But I mean anarchy is no good. So there oughta be at least one law I think. Probably more. It’s a weird digression that has almost nothing to do with Fan Bingbing but you know, I’m super tired and I hear people sometimes say there oughta be a law and it seemed fun so I wanted to join in. My basic point I guess is that Anarchy is not a viable system of government and Fan Bingbing is glamorous, gorgeous, elegant, and beautiful. I stand by all of this. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Welp, Cannes has started guys and already Jessica Chastain has landed in France and Fan Bingbing has been on the red carpet. It’s going to be an exciting two weeks because last year the pair just destroying the red carpet. Fan Bingbing has already started and I mean, she has a habit of always looking amazing no matter what. There are few people on Earth who have a better fashion sense than her. It’s just astounding. She also has that habit of looking good in anything, even things that just frankly shouldn’t work. So I am looking forward to what she brings this year. This is sort of an anticipation post. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

I know I just posted Fan Bingbing but in my defense what am I supposed to do if she keeps showing up at events? Not post her? Like some sort of idiot? Look, I am a lot of things but I’m not an idiot. So she’s here. I had no choice is what I am saying. None. She is amazing and demanded to be posted. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Here is Fan Bingbing because she was at a thing in uh… I want to say Singapore? But it could have been somewhere else. My brain is blanking. It was far away and for diamonds and thus I only focused on the important information: Fan Bingbing. Anyway, she showed up at a thing and thus she has shown up here. It’s inevitable because just look at her. Which sounds like a beauty thing and obviously she is beautiful but the woman isn’t just beautiful, there is an extra something about her. It makes me think of GI Joe. When I was a kid I wasn’t a big GI Joe fan but obviously most of the boys in my class were and I got sucked into the big Serpentor miniseries because 80’s cartoons were evil toy commercials and knew how to get kid hyped about the stupidest bullshit in the world. It worked with this, somehow everyone knew this big deal thing was going to happen and even those of us who gave a minuscule number of fucks about GI Joe felt like we had to watch this shit. Anyway, Cobra decided to build the ultimate leader by combining the DNA of the greatest leaders in history. It was like Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Hannibal, and Attila the Hun and… there must have been more. Anyway, somehow this mad Serpentor pop out as an adult with super leadership abilities. You know, because that shit is 100% genetic. As a kid this fascinated me as my brain tried to come up with ultimate versions of all sorts of things. Whose DNA would I combine to get this or that? You might wonder what this has to do with Fan Bingbing but it means you’re either not thinking or not giving her enough credit. What I am saying is I am wondering if someone in China didn’t have roughly the same thought and decide to steal the DNA of the most fashionable women in history to create the ultimate style icon. It would make sense, right? Because the woman has a ridiculous range of styles her can pull off and she looks absolutely perfect in every one. I am convinced she could make a trash bag put anything in our closet to shame with the way she wore it. It’s ridiculous. But then I tried to come up with a list and I couldn’t because it’s mainly all dead white women and that felt like it was underselling Fan Bingbing. So I am saying there’s only like a 25% chance she is some super scientist’s experiment to make the most fashionable woman in history. She is probably just naturally amazing. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Fan Bingbing showed up in pictures because she is the spokeswoman for something called King Power, which it turns out is Thailand’s biggest duty free retailer. I didn’t know any of this this but now I do because I looked it up because Fan Bingbing was at a big event for King Power. So I guess celebrity endorsements work. Now I just have to go to Thailand. Fan Bingbing shows up about 90% of the time that she is at an event and this isn’t because of some sort of rule I have but more because she always looks remarkable. I honestly don’t know where she finds the time to dress so well. Not that the getting dressed part is hard, though, it can’t be easy because I am confident I could spend hours getting ready and I wouldn’t look like Fan Bingbing, but rather I mean that most of the time I am like, “Wow, that is a fantastic dress, it is just amazing”. And I guess I feel like constantly finding the best outfits in the entire world would take a lot of time. And yet every time she shows up, there is one. I am impressed and even if she has help I am blown away by her sense of style. Being one of the most strikingly beautiful women in the world would get her here a lot but mixed with the fact that she has some of the best fashion sense I have ever seen makes it impossible not to post her. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Here is Fan Bingbing because if she shows up at a thing I am very likely to post her, on account of her extreme beauty.  She was a thing for DeBeers which was… I dunno, about jewelry obviously.  Who knows beyond that.  She looked great though.  Because she always looks great.  She’s beautiful and mixed with that is the fact that she has maybe the best taste on the planet.  So everything she wore worked and she looked great.  Thus she is here.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Boy, I hope Fashion Week never ends (Fashion Week ended last night).  Fan Bingbing is showing up again because she is the world’s hottest chameleon. Here are four of her looks in Paris for the few days of Fashion Week she was around for and it’s amazing how easily she flows from one look to another and they all look fantastic.  Even stuff I am convinced wouldn’t look fantastic on someone else looks perfect on her.  It’s exceptional really, her personal style.  I really can’t think of a look she has ever chosen that I felt hasn’t worked.  Like that black thing right there.  I feel like that shouldn’t work.  Or at least, that shouldn’t work for the same person who is wearing those big glasses and all white.  It feels like bad ass cyberpunk assassin and stern librarian are diametrically opposed looks but apparently they are not.  Apparently, they are complimentary looks.  I don’t know how much of this is because she is just that good at pulling off all these looks and how much of it is just because she’s very clearly cheating by being ridiculously beautiful but it’s working either way. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

I am aware I have been repeating myself recently.  I went to my blogs main page to just look to see if it’s as bad as I think and yup, in the past 10 days 3 people have made up 7 posts and hey, now it’s about to be 4 people making up 9 of the last 11.  I can’t help it if certain people keep showing up and looking amazing.  I would like to diversify but then on top of all of it Fan Bingbing shows up at Paris Fashion wee and this kind of feels like it goes without saying given it’s Fan Bingbing, but she looked perfect.  In all white and like… I don’t even know, even her face decided to somehow conform tot he look.  It’s damn impressive just how perfectly she can put together a look.  And really any look from what I can tell.  She is just gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

When I was a kid we used to have skunk rules in sports.  Like in softball if a team was up by x number of runs by a certain inning, the game just ended.  I didn’t understand why as a kid because it was fun to play softball and win or lose I kind of wanted to keep playing, not stop early and not get a full game in. So I asked my dad why and he told me they have that rule because, “Some people are dicks”.  Which ended up being true and more universal than softball but the basic point was even in a  game played by children, some people couldn’t be trusted to not try to not boost their own ego by grinding other people’s kids into the ground and trying to really, really blow them out.  It’s a debate adults have with professional sports as well and there are no more skunk rules, which probably sucks for people’s feelings but on the other hand is useful for us as a society because we can tell who is and who isn’t a terrible person more easily this way.  Anyway, Fan Bingbing made me think of this and I am not calling her a dick but she is promoting a movie and it means like a slew of appearances for her and… it’s definitely running up the score.  One Fan Bingbing picture is enough to remind me that she is very possibly the most beautiful human being alive.  Like 8 different appearances and it’s just like… it feels unfair to other good looking people.  I mean, obviously I can tell you from personal experience, being gorgeous is a real burden no matter what and you have to suffer through this life of being devastatingly attractive already, but then on top of that Fan Bingbing is here to make you look like a pile of crap?  Well.. ok, that might be a bit extreme but you get my point.  I don’t blame her I guess.  She’s in some movie called Sky Hunter that I have no clue about and i get it has to be promoted.  I am just saying like… look, Marlon Brando gained a lot of weight and I always felt he must have done that for our sake because young Brando was so dangerously sexy that who knows what problems it could have caused.  So for our sake he went crazy and at a lot of bacon and bread.  I am not suggesting Fan Bingbing do that, I am just saying that again, she’s making it hard to think about anything else.  I mean, obviously, look at how stupid and rambly this post is.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Of the many injustices in the world, one of the greatest is that Cannes ever ended so we stopped getting a picture of Fan Bingbing in a brand new gown each day.  Or pictures of her at all basically.  I guess there are worse things out there.  Probably.  But it feels like with all our technology and as interconnected as the world is that the only reason we aren’t seeing her more is because someone out there just hates joy and beauty.  I don’t have a particular reason for Fan Bingbing being here today in the sense that she didn’t show up at something or wasn’t in a thing I watched or anything like that.  I just think she is beautiful and yesterday a friend and I were talking about the fact that she could literally wear anything and make it look good.  Or at least she would look good. Think about your most embarrassingly bad fashion choice in your entire life. Visualize it.  I know, it hurts a little but it was probably Junior High and we were all there.  No stop and realize if Fan Bingbing wore it she’d pull it off.  Sure, it would still be a horrible outfit but you’d kind of like it on her and she would look absolutely beautiful.  It’s a little unfair but more unfair is that once again, Cannes ended and thus she has slipped back to being someone who rarely shows up in Western Media.  It’s cruel really.  But she is beautiful so I am posting her because today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.