Of the many injustices in the world, one of the greatest is that Cannes ever ended so we stopped getting a picture of Fan Bingbing in a brand new gown each day. Or pictures of her at all basically. I guess there are worse things out there. Probably. But it feels like with all our technology and as interconnected as the world is that the only reason we aren’t seeing her more is because someone out there just hates joy and beauty. I don’t have a particular reason for Fan Bingbing being here today in the sense that she didn’t show up at something or wasn’t in a thing I watched or anything like that. I just think she is beautiful and yesterday a friend and I were talking about the fact that she could literally wear anything and make it look good. Or at least she would look good. Think about your most embarrassingly bad fashion choice in your entire life. Visualize it. I know, it hurts a little but it was probably Junior High and we were all there. No stop and realize if Fan Bingbing wore it she’d pull it off. Sure, it would still be a horrible outfit but you’d kind of like it on her and she would look absolutely beautiful. It’s a little unfair but more unfair is that once again, Cannes ended and thus she has slipped back to being someone who rarely shows up in Western Media. It’s cruel really. But she is beautiful so I am posting her because today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.
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