Tag: fan bingbing

Independent of each other, two people have brought up Fan Bingbing in the past 24 hours with me and the general theme is that she is essentially the most beautiful woman in the world. While I am not the sort of person to believe you can quantify and rank that kind of thing I am also can’t possibly think of a valid argument against this.  Like, if you were to decide that’s the hill you wanted to die on, there is nothing I could say to prove you false.  Or um… I guess I should say if that’s the hill you choose to die on you could possibly live forever.  Wow, is Fan Bingbing the key to immortality?  Jesus, she can do anything.  Anyway, @wildflagsure was pointing out how gorgeous she was and then I woke up to messages about how gorgeous she is from @femalecelebrityoftheday and these were kind of out of nowhere.  Mostly.  The point being that she is so beautiful you just feel compelled to tell someone I guess.  I am telling you guys. She is beautiful. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Here is Fan Bingbing cause Cannes is wrapping up and she looked amazing the whole time.  I am blown away by her sense of fashion in that often she wears stuff that I feel shouldn’t work but when she wears it it totally works.  Like that red gown on the bottom.  It is actually just like a big square of red fabric.  It is shapeless and deceptively simple and that shouldn’t work.  But instead she just looks amazing.  It’s impressive at how good she looks all the time.  I don’t have much more to say than that because of real life reasons and distractions so I will leave it there.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Cannes is causing the best problem this week, which is I am seeing too many things that make me want to post that person and it’s just an embarrassment of riches.  Most notably, among the jury members are two women that are very near the top of my most attractive person I can imagine list.  Jessica Chastain, of course, I am more than willing to go on record by saying I think she is also the finest actor of her generation. So it’s shocking she hasn’t shown up yet and it’s shocking that Fan Bingbing hasn’t shown up until right now.  But that’s just how it’s been.  And while I think Jessica Chastain might be the greatest actress of her generation I think Fan Bingbing might be the most photogenic human being alive to day.  Look, there are other people at all these photocalls.  I know because they are in pictures with her.  They look good.  She looks otherworldly.  Like, she looks like she is perfectly posed and styled for a long photoshoot and they look like people standing in a spot before going in to watch a movie, which is actually what they are.  Besides having one of the best sense of style I can imagine, she is just remarkably gorgeous.  I mean, it takes a lot to outshine the natural beauty of that clear blue water but man, she makes the Ocean look pretty lame, guys.  My point is, she could have shown up every day since Thursday and today she finally is because she is ridiculously beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

So Fan Bingbing was at a Louis Vuitton show in Japan and there is also sorts of confusing cultural interchange going on there but I am posting her because oh my god did she looks just ridiculously beautiful there.  I shouldn’t be surprised because that’s a thing she does a lot.  I mean the look beautiful part.  Though the Louis Vuitton part, too, I think the last time I posted her was at another fashion show or something.  Anyway, she looked great.  I was going to make a joke that it’s the picture where she has a Louis Vuitton purse but… well, it’s not that good of a joke.  It is a coincidence though because I just met someone the other day who explained the way he got out of Saudi Arabia was he opened a business in Dubai selling knock off Louis Vuitton purses to American tourists and then once he saved enough moved home and applied for a student visa here.  That doesn’t have a lot to do with any of this but it warms my heart that cheap Americans are indirectly making dreams come true around the world. Anyway, Fan Bingbing is one of those people who may have been built in a lab somewhere because she is almost supernaturally beautiful and frankly looks a good 15 years younger than she is.  Which suddenly has me really concerned that she’s a communist plot to distract us.  Or me at least.  I assume that the Chinese know the part I played in bringing down the Soviet Union because I rooted really, really hard for Rocky to knock out Ivan Drago when I was a kid. So they probably fear me at least a little.  Well… bad news for Freedom, it’s working, I am distracted.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Last night I saw pictures of Fan Bingbing at a Louis Vuitton event in Paris and was like, “Wow, that’s such a nice dress”.  And well… this morning I woke up still thinking, “Wow, that’s such a great dress”.  I really like it, I think it looks great but I think part of it is the person it is on.  One of the more remarkable traits Fan Bingbing seems to have is the ability to always look amazingly beautiful. So maybe the dress would look like garbage on anyone else but because she’s wearing it she elevates it.  Maybe.  There is no way we’ll ever know.  I just know she looked great in it and it had a lot of things going on that I liked, kind of gauzy, kind of see through, kind of shiny, Fan Bingbing was in it.  Lots of great stuff.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

I actually thought I had posted Fan Bingbing before but apparently not. Apparently, I have thought about posting Fan Bingbing before often enough that I was sure I must have at some point.  She is a Chinese actress who is beyond beautiful and thus I just assumed she had shown up at some point. Even though she rarely shows up in my life.  Maybe that’s why she hasn’t quite made it yet, most fo the time when I see her it’s when I hesitate on this movie in my Netflix queue called the White Haired Witch.  I added it because she is on the cover with white hair (the cover image has changed like 3 times in the 2 years it’s been sitting in my queue) usually holding a sword.  It is I guess about a with with white hair and a sword and I assume she does awesome stuff.  But I never watch it cause Netflix used to think I’d like it 1 star and now that stars are gone Netflix thinks I’ll like it 11%.  Which seems bad.  I mean, describing it it seems awesome but if it is terrible and it requires subtitles… well, bad movies with subtitles are dangerous cause I get distracted by other things, then realize since I don’t understand the language I have lost the last 30 minutes and have no clue what’s going on.  But it stays in my queue cause every time I am just like, “Fuck, she’s so beautiful”.  Which is how I tend to feel when I see pictures of her and today I saw red carpet pictures of her at a Chinese awards show and some in Vogue China and well… hey, it’s time to post her because fuck she’s so beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.