So Fan Bingbing was at a Louis Vuitton show in Japan and there is also sorts of confusing cultural interchange going on there but I am posting her because oh my god did she looks just ridiculously beautiful there. I shouldn’t be surprised because that’s a thing she does a lot. I mean the look beautiful part. Though the Louis Vuitton part, too, I think the last time I posted her was at another fashion show or something. Anyway, she looked great. I was going to make a joke that it’s the picture where she has a Louis Vuitton purse but… well, it’s not that good of a joke. It is a coincidence though because I just met someone the other day who explained the way he got out of Saudi Arabia was he opened a business in Dubai selling knock off Louis Vuitton purses to American tourists and then once he saved enough moved home and applied for a student visa here. That doesn’t have a lot to do with any of this but it warms my heart that cheap Americans are indirectly making dreams come true around the world. Anyway, Fan Bingbing is one of those people who may have been built in a lab somewhere because she is almost supernaturally beautiful and frankly looks a good 15 years younger than she is. Which suddenly has me really concerned that she’s a communist plot to distract us. Or me at least. I assume that the Chinese know the part I played in bringing down the Soviet Union because I rooted really, really hard for Rocky to knock out Ivan Drago when I was a kid. So they probably fear me at least a little. Well… bad news for Freedom, it’s working, I am distracted. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.
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