Cannes is causing the best problem this week, which is I am seeing too many things that make me want to post that person and it’s just an embarrassment of riches.  Most notably, among the jury members are two women that are very near the top of my most attractive person I can imagine list.  Jessica Chastain, of course, I am more than willing to go on record by saying I think she is also the finest actor of her generation. So it’s shocking she hasn’t shown up yet and it’s shocking that Fan Bingbing hasn’t shown up until right now.  But that’s just how it’s been.  And while I think Jessica Chastain might be the greatest actress of her generation I think Fan Bingbing might be the most photogenic human being alive to day.  Look, there are other people at all these photocalls.  I know because they are in pictures with her.  They look good.  She looks otherworldly.  Like, she looks like she is perfectly posed and styled for a long photoshoot and they look like people standing in a spot before going in to watch a movie, which is actually what they are.  Besides having one of the best sense of style I can imagine, she is just remarkably gorgeous.  I mean, it takes a lot to outshine the natural beauty of that clear blue water but man, she makes the Ocean look pretty lame, guys.  My point is, she could have shown up every day since Thursday and today she finally is because she is ridiculously beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.