Hey, so look who is here.  Jessica Chastain.  This was inevitable because she’s a juror at Cannes this year, which has quite frankly been fantastic for me. Since she is central to the festival she has been showing up at just everything and it means we are seeing more Jessica Chastain than we even see during awards season.  It is a delight.  She is working hard, which luckily is not a thing she’s afriad of unlike say… I dunno, to choose a random name Johnny Depp.  Part of me wishes we could see her ballot when this is all over because I just assume that whatever movies she likes must be great because she must have great taste.  Now, I realize you can be a good artist and still have bad taste but I am in general a fan of her selection of roles.  I mean, the movies are sometimes whatever but she is great and well, part of that might just be skill but I think she is good at identifying parts that have some meat to them.  So I hope that on top of that she is just good at… movieing?  I dunno, there won’t be a lack of lists of what was good at Cannes, I just guess I’d like her list.  Anyway, she is great and I love her so today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.