Tag: Jessica Chastain

So Jessica Chastain is in Paris for… I dunno some reason. Baguettes? The Culture? I saw a picture of a Pizza vending machine in Paris once. Maybe she really wanted to try it. Not a thing I would go to Paris for but then again I’m a pretty shitty actor so I am not about to question her methods. Anyway, she is there and stunning so I am posting her. I haven’t seen her in anything new so I can’t really go on and on about how great she is on screen in any way that isn’t a rehash of what I have said before but that’s ok, she doesn’t need my praise, she has all that vending machine pizza to warm her soul. Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Here is an anticipatory post of Jessica Chastain. She is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight (thanks @wildflagsure) and I am thinking about maybe trying to see Molly’s Game tonight. So let’s be honest, if she is on SNL I will likely post her. If I see Molly’s Game I will definitely post her. She is exceptional. And I have no idea how she’ll be as an SNL host, serious actors often don’t have the certain thing it takes there but I promise you that her performance in Molly’s Game is great. How can I know without seeing it? Well, she always gives a great performance. And you know, I like her a lot so I am biased. Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Today was a hard day to pick guys. Because if you don’t know, the Golden Globes are tonight and really mark the for real start of awards season. That means yesterday was full of events and dinners and galas and who knows what else.  Lots of red carpets and so on. Lots of people I like showing up at more than one event in more than one dress. But Jessica Chastain won out because I love Jessica Chastain. I am well aware she might get posted tomorrow because tomorrow I will no doubt post the person who wows me the most at the Golden Globes red carpet. Oh well, I can deal with that. To my shame of the major nominees I have seen basically like 2 movies. I really wanted to get out to see Lady Bird at some point this week but it’s been really cold and I am a delicate flower. I didn’t want to wilt. So it means that I have no real opinions on who should win what but I feel confident saying if Jessica Chastain wins it’s well deserved because I feel she is the best working actor in the world right now. It’s possible she is suddenly terrible in Molly’s Game but I doubt it. So I guess I am pulling for her? Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Hey guys, I hope Christmas went well for everyone.  If not well, it’s over.  Here in America today is offically known as the day after Christmas but I know my UK friends and Canadian friends and whatever other places out there consider today a holiday as well.  Being an American I don’t really understand what fighting has to do with Christmas but I want every one of you to know that I am pulling for you and hope you win.  I guess some of you might face off against each other?  I don’t know how matches are set but in that case I just hope no one gets hurt.  Either way, good luck.  Remember, power thrills but speed kills, so keep moving.  You want to keep your feet moving and stay on the balls of your feet, being flat footed is the quickest way to lose.  Don’t be over anxious, wait for an opening and keep your opponent away with quick punches like jabs.  You have this, I have faith in all of you.  Just keep your gloves up and I hope your hooks are blessed.  And everyone needs some motivation now and then so here is Jessica Chastain, who is quite pretty and I assume if she wanted to she’d be an excellent boxer because she’s good at everything.  Imagine her as your Adrian if you need to.  Happy Boxing Day guys.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I am so glad that Chastain season started early this year and has sustained itself for so long.  At this rate, Molly’s Game will take us all the way to the Golden Globes and then the cavalcade of Hollywood self congratulation should assure us an uninterrupted Chastain season through March.  This is very exciting.  Usually when I post Jessica Chastain I talk about her acting because I believe she is the best Actor working right now.  Like, I don’t have a doubt at all when I say that.  I watch a lot of movies.  Plenty of bad ones but I also watch almost all the big Oscar bait ones and pretty much all the major awards films each year and no one is better at filling out and breathing life into a character than Jessica Chastain.  Often with very little on the page she is able to make a fully formed person who you can understand and see as a three dimensional being just in the way she inhabits them.  She is remarkable.  Sorry, my point was usually I talk about her acting but I have no plans to today.  Other than that little aside because on top of that, her sense of style is just unimpeachable.  It’s amazing how good she looks on the red carpet.  She just exudes grace, which is not something everyone can pull off.  She is beautiful yes but there is something else.  I guess my point is it’s crazy just how talented she is.  She is a good enough actress that she could wear a garbage bag with holes cute out on the red carpet and I’d be like, “Well, that looks terrible but she’s such a good actress I am posting her anyway”.  And she could be a garbage actress but with the way she looks on the red carpet I’d be like, “Well, I really don’t like almost anything she’s in but man she just looks so perfect in a gown”.  Instead she’s great at both.  Which would seem greedy coming from some people but she has such effortless grace that it feels right.  She is above us all.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So Jessica Chastain is currently in Spain promoting Molly’s Game, which seems to basically be her job now.  Every time she shows up it is because of something surrounding the film and every time I feel like a jerk because I haven’t seen it and I feel like I really should.  Then I look and remember it doesn’t come out for a month.  She’s just been promoting it for 2 months already.  I hope it’s good.  I am a little surprised with just the long game promotion of this.  I have seen so many interviews and stuff.  I mean, I know she’ll be good.  She’s always good.  It’s the movie itself I can never be sure about.  Anyway, she looked fantastic in Madrid so I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So if you know me, or vaguely pay attention to my blog, you probably would have expected me to post Jessica Chastain yesterday.  You would have expected this on account of her wearing a stunning sparkly black dress mixed with being Jessica Chastain.  You were not wrong to expect that but I’ve had a hectic couple of days and am just now catching up.  So I have seen the dress from AFI fest and wow, yeah, it’s for me.  It’s amazing.  She is amazing.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I am in a foul mood for some reason so here is Jessica Chastain because she is always reliable.  I realize “Ol’ Reliable” is perhaps not the highest praise you can give a woman but it feels accurate with her.  She can always be counted on to look good because she knows what she is doing.  She can always be counted on to be good in a movie because she is amazingly gifted.  That’s nice to have.  Like… to know that even going in even when the movie doesn’t work it will be worth watching for her performance.  You can’t really count on a lot of things in life so it’s powerful to have something you can rely on.  Even if that is Jessica Chastain being kind of fantastic.  So it might not be the highest compliment she’ll receive but it’s where I’m at today.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Jessica Chastain was at Elle’s Women in Hollywood thing last night and she looked great.  I was going to bemoan not seeing her in anything lately and I was thinking I wouldn’t any time soon on account of it being October and me treating watching horror movies like it was a job but then I remembered Mama. She was so damn good in that.  It’s so hard to pull off the woman raising kids who doesn’t really want kids and not look like a monster.  Cause that role is usually the villain, not the hero in a movie.  But she pulled it off and you felt every part of her and she was a hero cause she took care of them anyway and fought a fucking ghost.  And I believed every moment of it because if Jessica Chastain is going to go toe to toe with a ghost I am going to believe in ghosts for at least a little bit.  She’s amazing.  And also she looked good, and she looked good over the weekend at the Hammer Museum, which every year holds a Gala to remind me that it isn’t at all a museum about Christopher Lee movies like I want it to be, instead it’s a much more boring thing with contemporary art.  Oh well, she still looked good.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Here is Jessica Chastain because finally.  Like, she just has been demanding to be here and like some kind of idiot I haven’t been listening.  I feel like if you have followed me you know in just what esteem I hold her and I actually feel dumb now a few days later that I haven’t posted her yet.  Every time she’s been at a premier at TIFF I have been like, wow, she looks great, I need to find out more about that movie.  And I haven’t yet.  Because I am lazy.  And somehow she finished second to other people.  Which is inexcusable.  I am sorry.  But she looked amazing in red yesterday and so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.