So Jessica Chastain is in Paris for… I dunno some reason. Baguettes? The Culture? I saw a picture of a Pizza vending machine in Paris once. Maybe she really wanted to try it. Not a thing I would go to Paris for but then again I’m a pretty shitty actor so I am not about to question her methods. Anyway, she is there and stunning so I am posting her. I haven’t seen her in anything new so I can’t really go on and on about how great she is on screen in any way that isn’t a rehash of what I have said before but that’s ok, she doesn’t need my praise, she has all that vending machine pizza to warm her soul. Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.