Chloe Moretz is at a film festival in Paris and that’s cool for a few reasons. First it’s just the 7th annual version of this film festival. That’s great. I love venerable old film festivals but the world needs new ones and new traditions in my opinion. It’s in part how we get venerable old film festivals eventually. After all, TIFF was an upstart once, now it’s important. But also more voices are a good thing in any art form. So I always smile when I see a celebrity at a film festival that is younger than this website. Second, she looked really pretty. But like… I like her top. Maybe I’d like her pants on a different outfit? I didn’t like them together. The magic of the lies that the internet can give us though is I can add a picture where it doesn’t include the two together. Magic. I feel bad even criticizing her clothing, like it feels like a douche in a bar trying to neg a girl, “She looks really good despite how terrible that outfit its” but it’s kind of a common thing with her. Often she wears stuff and I am like, “You know, I really am not sure about that outfit but she looks so good”. I guess that’s a very backhanded compliment that her beauty manages to transcend her sense of style but there it is. I am an ass. Anyway, she is beautiful and so I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.