Here is Chloe Moretz cause she was at a screening of the Miseducation of Cameron Post and I thought she looked really good. That’s enough for me. I still haven’t seen it but I think I will at some point. Just you know, October is kind of reserved for a different sort of scary movie. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
Chloe Moretz is in Venice to promote Suspiria at their film festival and well, some of what she has worn is questionable but you know, no more questionable than a Suspiria remake. It seems like my entire adult life Hollywood has been remaking movies and people have been bitching about it. Of course, the truth is Hollywood always remade movies but before the internet people often weren’t aware and so when you slap a new title on an old story form 10 years prior it meant a lot of the audience had no idea and more importantly a lot of them had never seen the previous movie. There were no TVs and there were no video cassettes so once it was gone it was gone. But in the more modern era you remake a movie to keep your job safe. Hollywood is very risk averse and a flop can cost you your job. Unless it’s not your fault. One of the ways Hollywood tests to see if a movie will be successful is to see about name recognition. Remakes automatically have that built in so if they flop an executive can say, “Well, it’s not my fault, all our testing showed it was going to be a hit. Look at the name recognition!”. So that is why we see so many remakes today, it’s a CYA thing. But Suspiria doesn’t feel like a well known movie to me. I say that as an insider looking out. It is a very well regarded film among film scholars and horror fans but I don’t remember kids on the playground ever talking about Suspiria. On top of that, it’s a bullshit nonsense movie like every Dario Argento movie. It is compelling because it is among the most beautiful things ever committed to film. It is a visual feast and just google it and you will see people talking about the color pallet and the use of color. It is a work of art. But like almost everything Argento did it makes no sense. The plot is barely there, it uses ridiculous moon man logic and it’s basically him just throwing shit together and making it look pretty and hoping that’s enough. That was enough for a lot of people. The problem is that makes this movie a bad remake. Because you can ape the visual style and then what’s the point. No one hires a real artist to repaint the Mona Lisa. You just buy an art print. So the director has wisely said he won’t try to do that. Which leaves you with a stupid movie that was all about visuals and you stripped the visuals away. Of course, it could be awesome. Maybe he’s basically just taking the name and the idea of a creepy school. I just feel like they are facing an uphill battle here. So for Chloe’s sake I hope it’s good, I think she has been in some not great stuff as an adult. As a horror fan I hope it’s good. Oh, also she looks pretty? Did you not come here for my thoughts on Suspiria? I mean, I called the Blog Who I want to Fuck Today, I don’t know how I could have made it clearer that there would be a lot of talk about 70’s Italian Horror. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
Here is Chloe Moretz cause she is still showing up in stuff cause of her new movie. Which is good. I am glad it’s getting attention. I have heard mostly good things about it and I have to say as long as it is well handled then it feels like it is a great chance for her to do strong work. I think Chloe is a very good actress and has been since she was a child but a lot of the movies she has been in as an adult have been real misses. I will be glad for something that gives her a chance to show off her skills. I will say that I can think of fewer heart breaking things than the betrayal of being forced into conversion therapy, it’s a betrayal from the people you love telling you that what you are something they cannot accept or handle. It seems awful and it means I am not rushing out to see it cause… well, it just sounds very bleak. But I am glad if it is doing well and I am glad if it means a lot to a lot of people. And she looks good in the waves of pictures that keep coming in so today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
I am posting Chloe Moretz again because she is just killing it this week. She is always pretty but sometimes her red carpet looks and stuff are not great. Sometimes they are great but sometimes they leave me wondering what she was thinking. But this week the worst i can say about anything she wore is, “Hey, that’s pretty good”. She has looked great multiple times and that’s great because she has been everywhere. She must be promoting the hell out of her new movie, which, as always, I hope is good but I am not sure just because while I have thought she was an excellent actress since she was a child, man she has been in some stinkers. Of course, she dressed great this week, maybe it’s connected? Maybe she’s signaling us, the better the clothes the better the movie. Or, I guess it’s possible, they aren’t related at all. Possibly. That seems unlikely. Anyway, she has been on shows and at events and well, there are just a ton of great pictures of her arriving at this event or that event so here are some for you. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
Chloe Moretz was at a… film premier? I think. The truth is she was at like 12 things in the past 3 days and I am suddenly not sure which was which. It actually isn’t that important because I have thought she looked good at least but I really appreciated the suit she wore to what I believe was a film premier but could have been something else. I mean, the background says Rooftop Films so I bet that’s a production company or something but maybe it’s some sort of building supply and it lets you put some sort of film on your rooftop so you can just peal it off at the end of the year instead of… cleaning your roof? That doesn’t sound right but she’s wearing an Oculus in another picture so I mean it’s possible a roofing company hired her. Unlikely though. Anyway, she has looked very good very often but I like the cut of her coat an dhow she’s holding it. Very smart looking. Everyone is crazy about a sharped dress woman. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
Chloe Moretz is at a film festival in Paris and that’s cool for a few reasons. First it’s just the 7th annual version of this film festival. That’s great. I love venerable old film festivals but the world needs new ones and new traditions in my opinion. It’s in part how we get venerable old film festivals eventually. After all, TIFF was an upstart once, now it’s important. But also more voices are a good thing in any art form. So I always smile when I see a celebrity at a film festival that is younger than this website. Second, she looked really pretty. But like… I like her top. Maybe I’d like her pants on a different outfit? I didn’t like them together. The magic of the lies that the internet can give us though is I can add a picture where it doesn’t include the two together. Magic. I feel bad even criticizing her clothing, like it feels like a douche in a bar trying to neg a girl, “She looks really good despite how terrible that outfit its” but it’s kind of a common thing with her. Often she wears stuff and I am like, “You know, I really am not sure about that outfit but she looks so good”. I guess that’s a very backhanded compliment that her beauty manages to transcend her sense of style but there it is. I am an ass. Anyway, she is beautiful and so I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
So Chloe Moretz is showing up because she was at the Tribeca Film Festival and I thought she looked really pretty. I am sure there is some joke about how shiny her vest is or something but it’s really all her face here. She just looks really good. So today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
Chloe Moretz did a photoshoot for…. someone. I should really start writing this down because by the time I am ready to post I can never remember. It was a clothing thing. Except in my brain it was for shoes. So maybe it’s a shoe company? That was my feeling. But I don’t know. Which means one of two things. I am very wrong and talking out my ass or whoever it was I know they are a shoe designer somewhere in the back of my mind. This is a mystery that could be solved with Google but I am in a rush. My point is Chloe Moretz looked great. Because she almost always does in photoshoots. So today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
There was an event last night with Young Hollywood at the end of it. It’s a popular thing to tack on to the end of an event name and have a lot of people show up. I have always wondered if they are all related or if anyone can just throw it onto the end. It’s hard to know, I mean there can’t be a Young Hollywood regulating body, right? Who knows. There was one, lots of people looked good but I liked Chloe Moretz the best. She had an old Hollywood look to her that I am a sucker for. Now I realize that is all sorts of confusing with Old Hollywood at Young Hollywood. Or not that confusing. I mean, if you read that sentence you’re literate, you can work it out. She looked good though and so why not post her. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
A couple of new shoots of Chloe Moretz have her here. Every time I see her or post her I end up kinda wishing she was in better movies because she was so good in so many things when she was younger and I feel like she’s wasted in garbage. But then I find myself trying to think of particularly good movies with good roles for teenage girls and I realize I can’t really. Like… maybe every 4 or 5 years? I hear the edge of 17 is good, so like… that’s a good role. And uh… what was the last one? So maybe it’s not that I wish she would choose better movies but I wish they’d make better movies. Like in general better movies would be good, meatier roles would be good. Anyway, she is here because she is really pretty and I do like her as an actress, I just want someone to make a better movie. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
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