I am in a foul mood for some reason so here is Jessica Chastain because she is always reliable.  I realize “Ol’ Reliable” is perhaps not the highest praise you can give a woman but it feels accurate with her.  She can always be counted on to look good because she knows what she is doing.  She can always be counted on to be good in a movie because she is amazingly gifted.  That’s nice to have.  Like… to know that even going in even when the movie doesn’t work it will be worth watching for her performance.  You can’t really count on a lot of things in life so it’s powerful to have something you can rely on.  Even if that is Jessica Chastain being kind of fantastic.  So it might not be the highest compliment she’ll receive but it’s where I’m at today.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.