The EMAs were last night, which are a thing that obviously exist but I didn’t know existed until I started running this blog.  I mean, I knew MTV Europe was a whole other creature because I guess there were like… rumors about it in the 90’s?  I don’t know a better way to describe it.  We weren’t all talking about it but pre-internet the other side of the Ocean was shrouded in mists of the unknown.  This probably sounds ludicrous but it was true.  You’d hear that some band was huge in Europe but it could just be horseshit or it could be true.  You knew that like, the musical landscape in the UK was radically different than that of the US in 1994.  It all could be made up though, there was just no way to know, just this one kid who went to Germany for a week and swore it was different (usually swore it was better because that made him sound more interesting and unique).  Anyway, now I am well aware they are a thing because we get all sorts of celebrities showing up at them and I post every year.  And this year I saw some early stuff and figured I’d post Charli XCX because let’s be honest, she dressed just for me on stage.  It turns out I was wrong.  I am posting Natalie Dormer because oh my god Natalie Dormer.  She looked so hot.  She always has this core sexiness to her, it’s just what she does.  Man though, last night?  She looked so good.  I don’t remember who I posted after the VMAs now but I am going to say that Natalie Dormer looked better at the EMAs than anyone did at the VMAs.  So I guess what I am saying is maybe that weird kid who went to Germany was right, European MTV is better.  Weird.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.