I actually thought I had posted Fan Bingbing before but apparently not. Apparently, I have thought about posting Fan Bingbing before often enough that I was sure I must have at some point.  She is a Chinese actress who is beyond beautiful and thus I just assumed she had shown up at some point. Even though she rarely shows up in my life.  Maybe that’s why she hasn’t quite made it yet, most fo the time when I see her it’s when I hesitate on this movie in my Netflix queue called the White Haired Witch.  I added it because she is on the cover with white hair (the cover image has changed like 3 times in the 2 years it’s been sitting in my queue) usually holding a sword.  It is I guess about a with with white hair and a sword and I assume she does awesome stuff.  But I never watch it cause Netflix used to think I’d like it 1 star and now that stars are gone Netflix thinks I’ll like it 11%.  Which seems bad.  I mean, describing it it seems awesome but if it is terrible and it requires subtitles… well, bad movies with subtitles are dangerous cause I get distracted by other things, then realize since I don’t understand the language I have lost the last 30 minutes and have no clue what’s going on.  But it stays in my queue cause every time I am just like, “Fuck, she’s so beautiful”.  Which is how I tend to feel when I see pictures of her and today I saw red carpet pictures of her at a Chinese awards show and some in Vogue China and well… hey, it’s time to post her because fuck she’s so beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

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