I always feel a little wrong posting Miranda Kerr. Just cause there are so many people who like her way more than me. And like… I mean, that’s not normally a particular threshold for if I should post someone or not but with her I know a couple of people who she is like… their biggest celebrity crush. And I don’t know, it feels a little wrong. I have mentioned that before I am sure. I don’t even know why it feels wrong. Like I am stealing or something? Like… what if Miranda Kerr stumbles across this and is totally down and contacts me. Then I kinda have to be like, “Yeah, that’s great but I have this friend who really, really likes you…” Of course, if she read this she is apparently ok with me going out of my way to qualify my attraction to her and that’s vaguely insulting so she has her own set of issues. But that’s probably not it anyway, it’s probably more that I just feel a little like a poser. Like I can’t name three songs she’s done but I’m totally still wearing the t-shirt to be cool. Cuase that’s the point of this blog, I think it makes me look cool. Man, I have cool so figured out why wasn’t I cooler in high school? Anyway, some stuff she did for Mother Denim popped up and she looked great. So I am posting her cause she’s really pretty. Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.
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