Here is Priyanka Chopra because…. well, because she’s hot.  That’s really about it.  I don’t have another reason for it, I just find her really attractive and I wasn’t sure who I’d post today and I opened up my picture folder and her name popped out because man she is so pretty.  I like her a lot.  I am really thankful that she is now a US star so I get new pictures of her more often than once a year.  And I get to post her more than once a year because I get to think of her more than once a year.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Ariel Winter has had a good summer so far.  In that I mean she has looked good.  I have no idea what kind of summer she is having but given what I know about the internet and the things I have read people say about her since she was.. well, a child on a TV show, maybe her summer has been miserable.  Because she has looked good.  It enrages people and man there is a lot I could get into here but I don’t really feel like it right now.  I think she has looked good.  You are only young once and I would point out in general most of the scolding of older people directed at youth comes from jealousy, plain and simple.  You can’t ever be young again and so people who are dissatisfied with their life and how they spent their youth are going to lash out at those who have youth.  End of story.  I really like her red hair too, which she seems to do every summer.  It looks so good it makes me wonder why she has to go back to black for Modern Family.  I assume they are the ones who want it back.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

Here is Madelaine Petsch who happens to be very pretty.  In case you didn’t know.  I have been very concerned lately that people might not know stuff like that I guess because I keep bringing it up.  Anyway, despite my Riverdale obsession all spring, I didn’t really expect to post anyone from the show again until the show came back because I am well aware of how my brain works.  Out of sight, out of mind.  But Madelaine Petsch keeps helpfully showing up at events and in photoshoots.  Which is good cause it means more pictures and more of her.  I just absolutely love her hair and I was having a discussion the other day about how pale skin works so much better for redheads than for almost anyone else.  Though, I think anything can work if you do it right.  But they seem to have an advantage there.  On the other hand, it’s getting really hot here and LA is notoriously sunny, so now I am just worried about if she can ever go outside or not.  I hope she has some system to hide her from the sun cause I don’t think that skin could take too much.  I have gotten off track, my point is she is very pretty and so today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

Hayley Atwell went and watched Hamlet this week in London’s West End and man, that’s a good enough reason for her to show up here.  Because not only is she basically the best person ever, Hamlet is also the best of Shakespeare’s work.  I realize I am not exactly being creative by calling Hamlet my favorite bit of Shakespeare but then again, things that are highly regarded for 500 years are usually highly regarded for 500 years for a reason.  I don’t know why I am getting defensive about this, like I am arguing with fictional people in me head who can’t wait to give me shit about liking Hamlet more than King Lear.  Most people won’t even read this.  Besides, I have plenty of time to cause a Hamlet firestorm because I think there is an Ophelia movie in the works and I am sure I will upset someone when I point out that you take your chances with one night stands, especially when they are with privileged, self obsessed guys.  Boy that’ll tweak the Tumblr Shakespeare fandom which I assume exists and is mainly people drawing Rosencrantz and Gildenstern cuddling or someone angrily decrying the use of the word Witches in MacBeth.  Anyway, this got far afield, my point is that Hayley Atwell is one of the most delightful people to have ever walked the Earth and that’s all I really need, her going to see Hamlet is just a bit of a bonus on top of that.  I hope she enjoyed it.  I just assume it was good, it looks like a nice setting.  Though now I am enjoying the idea of a professional actress sitting through a high school performance of Hamlet, wincing as that one guy or girl belies louder equals profounder and another person speeds through his lines to just get this shit over with.  I guess my basic point is that High School theater is terrible.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

So if you look in the first picture of this post you’ll notice that picture is amazing. I saw it yesterday for the first time and it was posted by someone I have followed for a long time called @nomalez and his reaction was “Who is that girl”.  I had the same reaction.  And the original source had no details and it is this very frustrating thing you see  all the time on the internet, models or artists and you see their work and there is no way to know who it is from because someone saved the picture and reposted it.  Sometimes that can’t be helped.  By the time it gets to whoever posted it they just saw it and saved it and it was an unidentified nebulous model.  So I did some digging because I am really good at research. It took a while because her picture just lead to a lot of tumblrs and pinterests and message board with names like, “Fine Black Girls” and “Body Paint OMG” and so on.  Nothing about who did it.  Eventually I found an instagram with the picture that was of that sort and a comment from the photographed who goes by Mymanbriscoe claiming ownership.  I followed it back and yup, he took the picture and the girl is named Nikky Coole.  This was a lot of work and work I realize most people don’t do because they aren’t insane.  But this is a crime. Not that they aren’t doing the work but that pictures are disseminated this way. It is our job to stop it when we can.  You have seen the blogs who really perpetuate this and you can stop it by not following them and not reblogging them.  I see stuff sometimes that I would like to reblog but I don’t because under the picture, rather than the name of the model who is in the picture or the name of the person who took the picture or the name of the person who drew the comic is just gross self promotion.  You know it, “For more like this click here and follow Hot XXX Sluts”.  It’s a problem in like 12 ways sometimes but the big one is that these blogs are taking these pictures, and let’s be honest most of the time taking them from tumblrs so they could just reblog it, reposting it to get attention and notes for themselves, and just promoting themselves.  At best these will just say a name and a link back to their blog.  I avoid these blogs and you should too.  They are easy to spot.  If you see a humor blog and the comics and pictures on it are all over the map, that blog is not creating them, they are stealing them.  If you see pictures of models you don’t recognize and it is just a link to Hot Models or Gentleman Boners or whatever, it’s one of those blogs.  Here is the reason this is an issue, that top picture was taken by a photographer in Philadelphia and the Model is from France and the picture was taken in Washington, DC.  Which means she had to arrange people to shoot with while she was in the US.  To do this she needs to be known as a person. You may not be in a position to hire her or have any desire to and so you probably think it doesn’t matter but you are costing her money.  Every person who is self employed is essentially a small business.  The hardest thing about working for yourself is getting work.  Not because you aren’t smart or capable or hardworking but because most of the world has no idea you even exist.  So if someone who might like her work sees her and no name… people are busy, most people can’t put in the effort.  And why are those blogs doing it?  Cause they want to drive up their own follower and note count.  It’s of no benefit to them except basically e-peen bragging.  So what I am saying is try to be conscious of this.  You can do your part to help this by basically not encouraging those blogs.  You don’t have to do what the original poster did, he goes above and beyond linking every bit of social media a model has when he reblogs her.  You just have to not encourage the bad behavior.  Anyway, I don’t have a ton to say about Nikky Coole herself.  She says she is an Actress, Model, Writer, and Producer on her various bits of web presence.  I don’t know more than that because everything else is in French, which makes sense given she is French.  I think she is hot and that’s all my posts boil down to some days.  I see a girl, I see she’s hot, she ends up here. She’s here because she’s really hot in that first picture.  Today I want to fuck Nikky Coole.

Rose McIver was at one of the Women in Film events last night and iZombie was on last night and that feels like a good enough reason to post her if you ask me.  I like her.  She is pretty and I really like the show.  Sometimes it’s just that simple.  Sorry, it’s storming and i want to get this out before I lose power because it’s annoying to have to refind all the pictures.  Today I want to fuck Rose McIver.

It’s weird, TV is over for the most part for the year but iZombie started so late it is still going strong.  I just keep forgetting that fact because I am already out of the habit of checking my DVR.  Which is a nice surprise when I realize I have a 3 day old episode of a show sitting there on my DVR but you know, the show is still so good I’d like to watch it immediately.  It just feels like it deserves that. Anyway, Aly Michalka has impressed me with her acting on the show and it brings up some interesting thoughts on my end that I don’t know the answer to. I haven’t really considered her acting a lot in the past and I feel like part of that is because at her peak of fame, which was really sort of internet gossip blog fame more than anything else I guess, she was more famous as the girl who appeared in pictures on gossip blogs and was talked about a lot on the internet than she was as an actress.  Child Star gone hot is always a popular type for those kinds of places.  And I tried watching her CW show but just couldn’t get into it and didn’t watch enough to know how she did.  So I realized I had no actual opinion of her acting ability.  Like at all. Not positive or negative, I just thought she was beautiful.  But as Peyton on iZombie I have quite liked her. Charming, able to craft a character.  So I find myself wondering what part of the credit belongs to what because Rob Thomas shows always seem to get excellent performances.  So is he finding good actors, perhaps ones who didn’t get the chance the deserves elsewhere?  He is known to be an excellent writer, is the material just that strong, are the voices so distinctive on the page that the actors can’t help but inhabit the role so well?  Is it something else?  I don’t have answers, it’s just important to remind myself how collaborative a medium TV is, there are just so many factors at play.  But it is worth noting that I have liked Aly as her role on the show has expanded.  And she is still beautiful.  And my god… guys, the last episode, she was really hot.  I’d include proof but the truth is the show just isn’t popular enough for there to be much out there.  Just trust me, it was good.   Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

Bella Thorne was in a photoshoot for.. who knows what?  I have looked and can find no information online, just some conflicting reports on who the photographer is but everywhere just says, “Bella Thorne Photoshoot”.  So uh… I guess it’s a mystery.  Who knows who it is for.  I mean, probably not for the Economist.  Just throwing that out there, because I have been a subscriber for over a decade and in my experience they don’t do photoshoots.  I think the closest I ever saw to that was that I think there was a picture of a young Yasser Arafat and an old Yasser Arafat in an article when he died.  And that doesn’t really count.  So Bella Thorne was in a photoshoot not for the Economist recently and I really liked how she looked in it.  So I am posting her here along with other pictures because I never post just one picture.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

Among the best things about the vast proliferation of channels and content creators and the fact that there is too much out there distracting us, is that this demand for content creates a demand for actors that otherwise would just not exist.  You know, there are no second chapters in American lives and all that. This was decidedly true for actors when I was a kid.  Like, there was actual contempt for anyone who had once had a successful show and then had the nerve to try and have another successful show.  Oh sure, there were exceptions, Mary Tyler Moore, Newhart, but in general we wanted those people to know their god damned place and their god damned place was to just have that one show, be pigeonholed, and never be allowed to do any other work ever again because no one wanted to see them in anything other than what made them famous in the first place.  There is just too much out there now though to force someone who was on a mild popular 5th network TV show in the late 90’s to sit out the rest of her life now, and thus we get Keri Russell getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week.  Which is fantastic for her but more fantastic is that she has been given such an opportunity to show her quite frankly fantastic skills as an actor.  The work she does on the Americans is top notch.  It’s a quality show, another benefit of all the stuff out there now, there is just more quality programming. The percentage of good to bad is probably the same but you know 10% of 1000 shows means a lot more good than 10% of 100 shows.  Anyway, it’s funny because of course as an actress ages they are typically forced into a Mom role, which I guess is sorta what Keri Russell is playing here, but again, the benefit of there just being more is it means we actually get moms that are interesting characters.  That are defined by more than being the mom on the show.  She’s the mom but it isn’t her identity.  And we get to see great work from her and it is very exciting and I am glad she has a star on the walk of fame.  It’s nice that almost 20 years a good actor is still getting work.  It feels like that’s the way things always should have been.  Today I want to fuck Keri Russell.

Here is Ariel Winter because she was in a photoshoot for Refinery 29, which is one of those strange magazines that I have literally never seen on sale anywhere ever but I know about it because every few months they seem to do a photoshoot I really like.  I don’t understand the economy behind modern media honestly, so who knows how all that works.  Basically, she looked good so I am posting here.  Easy.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.