Here is Chloe Bennett cause I was talking about her this morning and that’s how this works sometimes. I mean, I think Agents of Shield is on tonight but I can’t swear by it. I can’t even capitalize and add periods to it. Last week’s was pretty solid though, so there is that. I just think she is pretty and she so rarely comes up so here she is. Today I want to fuck Chloe Bennett.
I finally started watching the new season of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. It is funny. I am not sure if it’s quite as uproariously funny as last season but it’s been a long time, I can’t compare. Sometimes things shift in your mind and it really is hard to compare because it’s hard to compare the current to the feeling you get when you think about the past. Anyway, it is still funny and Ellie Kemper is a treasure. She is so delightful and hilarious. Just endlessly charming, I could watch her do stuff all day. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Ellie Kemper.
I am going to half ass this today, guys. I was in the middle of trying to think of who to post and I just found out Prince is dead and suddenly I don’t have the energy. he was on an episode of New Girl so here is Zooey Deschanel. Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.
It’s the second time in as many weeks that Sophie Turner has shown up here, which is pretty frequent for her but it’s the second time in two weeks that Sophie Turner has looked really good. Something for GQ? I dunno, the pictures showed up, I liked them. Obviously, Game of Thrones means we are being inundated with media about the various stars of the show. Is it this weekend or next? I don’t know. I am sure I will find out before it airs. Anyway, she looked good so here she is because today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.
Here is Hillary Duff because I had a dream about Hillary Duff. Which seems a little odd because I don’t really have a reason to think about Hillary Duff or have her invade my subconscious. My life has always been pretty Hillary Duff removed. Like, nothing she is in every crosses my path, I don’t really think about her. Like, my one Hillary Duff story is that during the height of her Disney fame someone asking me if I had ever seen her show because she seemed like someone I’d be really into. And then other people agreeing and me wondering what they were calling me because she was like 16. But that was literally more than a decade ago. Now when I think of Hillary Duff it’s really just because someone is taking more pictures of her out with her kid. It seems to be an almost daily thing. I guess the paparazzi love her? I mean, she’s pretty but you’ll notice I didn’t post any of those. Anyway, she was on my mind for some reason so here she is because today I want to fuck Hillary Duff.
So Emilia Clarke was in Australian Vogue which is why she is getting posted. Or the inciting incident that lead to her getting posted. She is posted in general because she is very, very pretty. Game of Thrones is also on the way back, which I assume is part of why she was in a magazine. Big media pushes and all that. I am always glad to see her though and wish I posted her more often. Quite often I think about it but someone else wins out. Which looking at her right now is silly because look at how pretty she is. Exceptionally so! So here she is because today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
Here is my beloved Kristen Bell because someone took pictures of her at CinemaCon. I think. I dunno, it was for something called Off Camera and honestly Kristen Bell photoshoots are a pretty rare beast these days. So I was thankful for it. She looked very pretty. I haven’t posted her in a while because again, she just doesn’t show up that much. I guess she never did, Veronica Mars was never the smash hit it should have been. Still, I love her and one day I will have her babies. You’ll see. You nay sayers who say things like, “She’s married”. “You’re nuts”, or “It’s biologically impossible” are just contrarians. You’ll never get anything done just sitting around talking about how it can’t be done. One day, you’ll see. Anyway, here she is because I adore her and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
Kristen Stewart did this photoshoot for Chanel and I first saw some of it like a week ago and it was good. But I forgot. Now a ton more has come out and look if you know me you know why I loved it. It was so for me. I have commented before that for me the platonic ideal of Kristen Stewart is an all fancied up Kristen Stewart for photoshoots. I don’t know why, she just always looks amazing that way. It’s what I prefer. So here she is from various photoshoots looking good because today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.
So the new Captain America premier was last night and as expected some stars of Marvel things were there. I don’t know that all the pictures have crossed my path yet, so maybe I shouldn’t declare a winner. I will say Chloe Bennet looked fantastic in red though. She looked great and so here she is getting posted. I guess Agents of SHIELD was on last night to, though admittedly that’s less exciting. I am not here to dump on that show though, instead I will say I am very excited for Captain America because I love Captain America. He’s one of my all time favorite heroes and I love that the MCU has gotten him so right as a character. But this is about Chloe Bennet, who looked wonderful. The red was a good color for her, I loved her hair and now I realize it’s the second time in a week I have been all about someone with a braided updo. Maybe that’s a thing for me now? I mean, Princess Leia did it in Empire but maybe it’s going to be the hot new trend! Who knows! Today I want to fuck Chloe Bennet.
Hope no one minds another day of Jessica Chastain because that’s what you’re getting! So there was another premier for the Huntsman. There are a lot of premiers these days because you have to hit every country if you’re a certain kind of movie. I am not going to rush out and see it, maybe on video at some point. Well, not video, that’s an archaic way of saying things but… you know. As hot as Jessica Chastain looks with a bow and arrow, which is really hot, I have very little faith in the movie around her. Oh, I have faith in her ability to add some depth to what she is doing but… I can wait. Anyway, she looked great at the latest premier so here she is because I adore Jessica Chastain. She looked beautiful. Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.
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