Here is Hillary Duff because I had a dream about Hillary Duff.  Which seems a little odd because I don’t really have a reason to think about Hillary Duff or have her invade my subconscious.  My life has always been pretty Hillary Duff removed.  Like, nothing she is in every crosses my path, I don’t really think about her.  Like, my one Hillary Duff story is that during the height of her Disney fame someone asking me if I had ever seen her show because she seemed like someone I’d be really into.  And then other people agreeing and me wondering what they were calling me because she was like 16.  But that was literally more than a decade ago.  Now when I think of Hillary Duff it’s really just because someone is taking more pictures of her out with her kid.  It seems to be an almost daily thing.  I guess the paparazzi love her?  I mean, she’s pretty but you’ll notice I didn’t post any of those.  Anyway, she was on my mind for some reason so here she is because today I want to fuck Hillary Duff.