Tag: Hillary Duff

Here is Hillary Duff.  This is the third time I have posted her, which is one time more than I thought I had posted Hillary Duff.  She’s this odd case where pictures of her are almost omnipresent, but they are always pictures of her like out with her kid or something and it creeps me out a little.  She’s also an odd case because it feels like she’s been famous almost my entire adult life but like… famous for other people.  For me she’s a celebrity I have never seen in or engaged with in any way.  Yet, if you look at my other posts, people were always like, “Oh, you’d love her”.  And I get it, I do often go, “Oh hey, she’s pretty”.  And that’s happened this week, she has actually shown up at like… events, not just her mailbox as paparazzi jump out of the bushes (though some of those are here cause I’m lazy and busy and they are just right there).  I really liked her purple top for some reason.  I don’t really know why.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Hillary Duff.

Here is Hillary Duff because I had a dream about Hillary Duff.  Which seems a little odd because I don’t really have a reason to think about Hillary Duff or have her invade my subconscious.  My life has always been pretty Hillary Duff removed.  Like, nothing she is in every crosses my path, I don’t really think about her.  Like, my one Hillary Duff story is that during the height of her Disney fame someone asking me if I had ever seen her show because she seemed like someone I’d be really into.  And then other people agreeing and me wondering what they were calling me because she was like 16.  But that was literally more than a decade ago.  Now when I think of Hillary Duff it’s really just because someone is taking more pictures of her out with her kid.  It seems to be an almost daily thing.  I guess the paparazzi love her?  I mean, she’s pretty but you’ll notice I didn’t post any of those.  Anyway, she was on my mind for some reason so here she is because today I want to fuck Hillary Duff.

This is a post that is at least like 2 and a half years in the making.  At least.  See, my oldest follower at this point and I believe my 7th follower ever, who is also a very good tumblr friend of mine (the great monicaspeaceofmind who I first linked to over 2 years ago in a Scarlett Johansson post), started following me because of Hillary Duff.  I have never posted Hillary Duff before.  But I have considered posting Hillary Duff many times before. And one day, very soon after I started my blog I was checking her tag on tubmlr and liked a post about her and that ended up being the 7th person to ever follow me because she liked my blog when she checked it out I guess.  Anyway, Hillary Duff has been someone I have considered posting.  It goes back even further though because I don’t know when Lizzie McGuire was on exactly but it overlapped with when I was working nights at a record store.  Very early 2000’s I guess.  I have never seen the show but I understand it was a touchstone for some teenagers and being in my early 20’s at a record store I worked with some teenagers.  Who all told me I should watch it because Hillary Duff was totally my type.  That was a little uncomfortable because I was not sure how young she was but “too young” was the most apt description at the time and I was a little frightened that my type was 16 year olds in these people’s minds.  They clarified they didn’t mean that she just seemed like the kind of girl I’d like.  I still don’t know what they meant or what cosmic connection I might have with Hillary Duff if we weren’t so star crossed that we’d never met.  I can honestly say I haven’t seen anything of hers except her guest roles on Gossip Girl and Community.  I am not sure I have even heard her music.  That said… I do often see small thumbnails somewhere of some celebrity and I am like, “That girl looks good, who is that” and I expand it and bam, it’s HIllary Duff.  So what I am saying is I guess everyone was right and she is my type.  It just so happens the only pictures that seem to surface of her are ones of her like out with her kids trying to hide her face and I don’t have the heart to post pictures I found with the headline, “Hillary Duff goes for a walk with kids in tight jeans. Ass. Butt”.  Also, I just don’t like that so when I look I get a little bored and move on and forget about her.  Not today though, today I took my time and her new album means there have been some nice new pictures to mix with a bunch of old ones and I am rambling and I’ll just say today I want to fuck Hillary Duff.