Tag: Actress

So Brit Morgan is actually someone I almost posted in October.  She was in a horror movie and I thought about it but… the movie was so bad by the end I was like… angry with her.  So she didn’t get posted.  I have never seen True Blood but I have seen her in a bunch of things, including the Middelman which is a show I adored.  She feels like someone I have always known existed while not knowing a lot about her but that might just because Hollywood has a lot of blonde Brittanys who kinda look alike.  She was on Supergirl last night as Livewire.  Livewire isn’t a villain I have a lot of connection to, she was created for Superman’s animated series and always felt a little like they were trying to recapture the magic of Harley Quinn by having the sexy, spunky villain created for the show.  I am glad she’s going to be a Supergirl villain though because it fits more.  A shock jock criticizing Superman doesn’t quite work because Superman is beloved.  Magically though, the woman with all the same powers is generally criticized and held under much greater scrutiny.  So that part just works a little better (so did attacking Supergirl for her sexuality, body, fashion choices and so on).  I mean, the might have rushed it a little but you didn’t come here for that.  She’s basically here because I thought she looked really good as Liverwirer and villains are hot.  It’s just how it tends to work.  Look, I am an adult and am past the phase in my life where I am so in love with bad ideas that I would consider the villain overall more appealing than the hero but… evil can still be kind of hot.  Well, comic book evil.  So you know… crazy hair color change, super powers, a little sinister… I liked it.  Today I want to fuck Brit Morgan.

Here is Ashley Benson who I know a lot of people love.  Or used to?  I dunno, is Pretty Little Liars still a thing?  I guess even if it isn’t she has fans.  I just know she has always seemed to have a very devoted following and it makes sense because she is really, really pretty.  I don’t know a lot about her though.  I have posted her before and probably said the same thing.  She shows up at events and stuff all the time.  She is always pretty.  I thought she looked really good at this thing last night, a Baby2Baby Gala.  I dunno what that is.  She looked good.  So she’s here.  Because today I want to fuck Ashley Benson.

So I had someone recently tell me they like my blog because while I clearly am physically attracted to the women I post I don’t make it just about that.  And I really appreciate the compliments.  Seriously, I am always a little blown away when someone sends me a message telling me they like my blog and that is a common compliment.  A compliment that kind of makes me feel like a fraud, too, because one time I posted Kelly Brook and all I did was write variations of the word “boobs” over and over again, which feels reductive and dismissive but at the same time a bit more honest than if I were to dedicate 700 words to why I find Kelly Brook attractive.  Because I happen to find her very attractive and yeah, there is this weird thing where i find myself attracted to a lot of British women and she seems pretty cool when I see her talking about stuff but… look, Kelly Brook was last here 7 months ago, she’s here again and it’s because last night she was at a Christmas Party and there were just boobs everywhere.  Well, not everywhere, they were just in her dress but it felt like they were everywhere because my god, look.  It’s the second picture.  They were metaphorically everywhere because I didn’t see anything else really.  So my options were I could rant about what the fuck are you doing having a Christmas party in November, but I will leave that to more curmudgeonly people, or I could talk about Boobs.  Cause those were my only two take aways.  So I figured why not be more honest, the Christmas thing was shocking but I can’t work up any real emotion about it and I cut my finger so typing is a pain anyway an if you think this is long that would have been super long.  So Kelly Brook is here because she is very pretty.  She has lovely hair.  I like her smile.  And her boobs are ginormous and very nice.  So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

I am going to assume everyone saw the Hedy Lamarr Google doodle yesterday. I hope you did.  If you didn’t you should watch it here because it’s remarkable. Like on it’s own it’s just excellent but it did this thing that really only Google has the power to do and that is get the entire world talking about an actress who was at the peak of her fame 80 years ago.  Being the kind of nerd I am it isn’t that I hadn’t heard of Hedy Lamarr.  I had.  I knew she was beautiful.  I knew she looked glamorous (given she has a very famous quote about just how easy that is).  I have seen Samson and Delilah.  But she is a little early to hit my old movie sweet spot which really exists in the dark corners of noir in the 40’s and 50’s.  So I knew her, I knew she was good looking.  I thought she was German.  Well, Google helped correct my lack of knowledge and it turns out she was amazing.  First of all, I watched The Strange Woman last night because it’s in the public domain so it’s free all over the internet (boy, it has some interesting ideas about women).  Second, she doesn’t even quite sound real because if I boiled down her origin to you it would sound like a Golden Age comic book character.  Escapes an oppressive husband who works for the fascists, become a Hollywood Star while at night working on inventions to fight Hitler.  I mean she has a whip in publicity photos for The Strange Woman, she is just a tiny costume and a right cross away from being a masked avenger.  Anyway, there were a lot of article written about her yesterday and they can probably do a better job of explaining to you how her biggest invention impacts your ability to read this post right now, so Google her.  Today I want to fuck Hedy Lamarr.

It’s been more than a year since I have posted Jenna Coleman which seems unbelievable but also completely understandable.  I like her a lot but you know, Doctor Who isn’t on that often and it maybe isn’t as great as it was.  It’s not as bad as people throwing temper tantrums online about it would want you to believe but… well whatever.  She was very ready and I was reminded of that early this morning when I watched this weekend’s episode finally.  Also, she was kind of hot evil.  Very hot evil.  I liked it.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause… well, if I am being honest mostly because boobs.  She has ‘em.  The last week or so has seen a bunch of old out takes and stuff resurfacing and they all look so good.  I had almost forgotten some of them but it was nice to be reminded.  I happen to find her attractive.  And also you know… boobs.  I am easily influenced sometimes.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So I am not a fashion expert.  I am sure you assumed I am but I am not.  I just know what I like and what I don’t.  When I saw what Natalie Dormer wore in Berlin I winced because I dunno what most people think but it was just an ugly dress.  Enough so that I noticed and usually my scale goes from, “Ooo, I like that” to “Whatever”.  It takes a lot to get a strong negative reaction from me.  Then there was the London Premier of the new Hunger Games stuff and ti was like, “Oooo, look at that”.  Thing is, I am not sure if it is because the dress is that good or if it is because I like Natalie Dormer a lot and it is such a step up from the previous one.  So for right now I think I like the dress a lot but it could just be that Natalie Dormer is awesome and seems very clearly like she knows something the rest of us don’t.  That kind of confidence can make a whatever dress look good and you mix that with a rare misstep…  what I am saying is this is a rare instance where I cold be wrong but for right now I think I like the dress a lot.  And I like Natalie Dormer a lot.  As a matter of fact, today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

So with the last installment of the Hunger Games coming up I guess we’re about to et a few weeks of Jennifer Lawrence everywhere.  I approve of this because I quite like her and her public profile has been sadly low for the last year plus.  You know… because we’re all a giant collection of dicks.  So I am glad for the excuses to see her out at things and smiling because I miss that.  I don’t really have anything else to say today cause I am on like zero sleep and kinda cranky.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Lots of people I could have posted today cause it is one of those days.  Who I am posting though is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because it was my birthday recently.  Like, really recently and one of the things people get me are records because… it’s easy to get me records.  I like them, I have them all sitting here on a shelf so anyone can just look and see what I have.  One of the records I got was Got A Girl’s I Love You but I Must Drive Off This Cliff Now.  I happen to enjoy this album a lot, it has a very old 70’s French Pop feel that I like and that it evokes to me, a dilettante who knows only a very little bit of 70’s French Pop.  So… you know, that sound.  It is good at evoking a feel and I am listening right now and so I just went around looking in general for pictures that felt right.  I mostly did ok, I think.  It’s honestly not something I should worry about given Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of those people who could cut holes in a potato sack and look beautiful, she’s done all the work here.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

So I have basically posted stuff that could be considered Halloweenish all week.  If you squint.  This wasn’t a plan but sort of a reflection of who I am, which is a person obsessed with Halloween.  This is on account of Halloween being completely awesome.  Well today I wanted to post Emma Roberts and for a moment I was disappointed in myself because I was like, there’s nothing Halloween about that.  I am not sure why I thought that exactly.  Like… Scream Queens aside, which is going on right now and is a Horror Comedy we also have things like Scream and American Horror Story.  So… I am still on track, I am a horror maniac.  Hey, that rhymed!  I didn’t intend it!  Man, today is full of happy coincidences.  Today I want to fuck Emma Roberts.