Tag: Alexandra Daddario

So the Emmys were last night and I am going to be honest, no one really blew me away with what they wore.  Which is sad because I am sure that was what they were all after, impressing random creeps on the internet.  Maybe next year celebrities!  So I am not sure I can declare a winner but it seemed like a good excuse to post Alexandra Daddario because she is gorgeous and doesn’t come up that often otherwise.  I guess maybe her True Detective bump is over cause the internet is back to not really talking about her much.  Hopefully she has something awesome in the works.  Or honestly even just another crummy horror movie because she’s looked good in those.  My point is she is very, very pleasant to look at so today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

So I watched Texas Chainsaw last night for two reasons.  First it was on Netflix Instant so it’s just right there.  Second, Alexandra Daddario spent a lot of time running around in this striped shirt that bared her midriff and made her look fantastic and… look, I am not proud of it but sometimes that’s enough reason to watch a movie.  Maybe it’s not a good reason to rewatch a movie you know is god awful but… ok I mean I included a gif.  She’s really good looking.  She is really nice to look at.  So I mean.. yeah, I’m not proud but it is what it is.  And what it is is an admittance that today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario .

Since I first posted Alexandra Daddario she was just some girl from Percy Jackson movies and I didn’t really know anything about her except I had seen her in horror movies and liked her eyes.  Since then she has become an internet gif celebrity and pretty much blew up as much as you can blow up in the realm of videos and screen shots.  I mean… my mom probably still doesn’t know who she is (kind of my measure for who is a household name.  My mom doesn’t watch TV and basically lives in a cave.  She knows who Kate Upton is.  I get blank looks when I ask about Candice Swanepoel.  I am subtle though, I work it into conversation just to test.  She has no clue who Alexandra Daddario is.  She does read true crime though so maybe one day she’ll accidentally watch True Detective).  So while she isn’t a household name certainly a large portion of the internet is way into her.  This is a good thing because if you go look at her twitter feed and stuff she is pretty goofy and funny and charming.  I am always impressed when someone can show some personality beyond just promoing their work.  And she was on New Girl the other night and I finally just got to watching that episode and man, that’s a good enough excuse to post more picture of her.  I mean, honestly the whole thing is just that she is super pretty and I really like looking at her so I will take any excuse to go through pictures of her and choose them to post.  She is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

I finally am watching True Detective, which since it isn’t over yet is pretty early for me.  I had no resistance to watching it, just I only have so much time in a day it hadn’t made it to my screen yet.  It is pretty undeniably great I think.  I am enjoying it a lot.  Of course, when I started I knew there’d be a good chance I’d end up posting Alexandra Daddario again because I don’t live in a hole in the ground, I was well aware half the world became aware of her/fell in love with her/fell in love with just her naked body when she showed up on the show.  This is one of those situations where I feel ahead of the curve and completely out of it at the same time because I posted her a long time ago but when I went to post her she was just some girl who popped up in a few horror movies I’d seen and finally I was like, “I have to post the girl with the pretty eyes”.  And I did.  But the whole kind of oblivious thing is I noticed her breasts appeared kind of large I guess but it didn’t register and second by the time I was watching Bereavement she had already been in Percy Jackson which is probably a much, much bigger deal.  Or maybe not, I don’t know, I haven’t seen it, I don’t know if it was successful or not.  What I am saying is like, I caught on earlier than others but I was still completely oblivious.  So I would feel clever or cool or something except I was kind of a dope.  Anyway, she is gorgeous and that’s enough for right now because today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Last night before bed I was ready to post someone for today but it was still like an hour before midnight and I was tired so I said, “Eh, whatever, I can post her in the morning”.  My subconscious had other ideas as I had a dream about going on a date with Alexandra Daddario. To my dream credit it went pretty well at the beginning.  Then Chris Hardwick showed up and ruined things.  He was trying to help me out but he just wasn’t taking a hint that he was not helping.  And… why am I going on and on about some boring ass dream?  You don’t care.  I don’t blame you.  The point here is that Alexandra Daddario is here because she has burrowed into my mind somehow.  Also in the dream I was just taken with her eyes, which makes sense because when I first noticed her that is what I noticed.  Her eyes.  Of course, since then I and everyone else has noticed her body.  But her eyes are still so stunning.  And she is just pretty and so today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

So it turns out that Alexandra Daddario looks mighty good naked.  If you don’t know what I am talking about you can search the tag, I am positive you will see.  The wonders of the internet and all.  Last time I posted her I mentioned that I had seen her in a handful of horror movies and was taken with her eyes.  She looked familiar but it wasn’t until I started looking for pictures of her that I discovered she was way better known for other stuff.  Call me out of the loop I guess. It wasn’t until after I posted her and want on about her eyes someone pointed out her chest.  It was like I hadn’t bothered to look down.  Then it was like, oh, right, yeah, that’s pretty nice, too.  But really her eyes are just lovely, light eyes and dark hair is always such a striking combo.  Also she looks good naked.  That’s nice.  Today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

I know very little about Alexandra Daddario. I know her name.  I know she has amazing eyes.  And I know I have seen her in what feels like a million horror movies and every time I go, “Wow, who is that girl?  She’s gorgeous and those eyes…"  And then an IMDB trip later I am like, "Oh, ok, she sounds familiar”.  And she’s in some movies kind of about Greek Mythology which means there are people screaming at their monitor right now wondering how I could have no idea who she is.  But I basically have no idea who she is.  And it was only 3 horror movies I have seen her in she just stands out so much it’s always like, she’s that girl.  I really remember her. The movies blend together because none of them were very good.  But she is very pretty.  I mean, look at those eyes, right?  So today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario