Tag: Alison Brie

I am always slightly disappointed when I am trying to find pictures of Alison Brie because they never measure up to how good she looks on my TV.  Some people are like that, they just look better in motion.  I guess that would in part explain why the internet is obsessed with making gifs of her and has been for like 4 years.  Or maybe I am just being silly because she looks pretty good in all the pictures I chose today.  I am not sure, all I know is there is something in her that has always clicked for me, even in Mad Men before I knew who she was I was just like, that girl is hot.  And like, the more I know about her the hotter she seems.  Anyway, I watched this weeks Community and she looked so good in it so today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

Here’s Alison Brie because Alison Brie is really hot.  That’s pretty simple but it’s also pretty true.  She has popped up a bunch recently and I assume it’s because of the return of Mad Men.  Her Esquire pictures are decidedly awesome.  And I always like her work, even when the show is not so great (Oh my beloved Community… it’s none of the cast’s fault…).  Anyway, the reason she’s here is because I like her and she’s hot and today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

I have a ton of affection for Alison Brie.  She is just this awesome combination of funny, smart, talented, sexy, and pretty.  She hasn’t shown up in a while and I kind of blame Community.  This isn’t me slagging on the show but it was gone so long that my passion really cooled and now that it’s back it hasn’t rehooked me.  The thing is I still really find her attractive.  I am just… less passionate about it I guess?  It’s strange, it really shouldn’t function that way but it does so often with shows, as my passion for a show dies down so does my attraction to the cast.  Maybe I am just easily influenced.  Anyway, she’s here again because she is just gorgeous and today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

Sometimes I find myself wondering what it is about Annie Edison.  I mean, obviously Alison Brie is some sort of magic creation in a lab because no one can possibly be so funny, charming, and sexy all at once just by an accidental quirk of nature, some sort of twisted science must be involved, right?  But Annie Edison seems to be part of her appeal, that character has caught the imagination.  I mean, I don’t see a bunch of Trudy Campbell gifs all over the internet and Mad Men is a great show as well as Community, just different.  I guess part of it must lie in the fact that sitcoms always, by necessity have to play with comedic archetypes.  The sort of repressed A personality type who is naive and innocent while possessing a clearly high sex drive is certainly a subset of the classic type and I think it might have a special appeal to nerds.  Maybe there is some easy fantasy fodder in the idea of the sweet, pretty girl striving near us if we can imagine secretly she’s just waiting for someone to come and sweep her off her feet and turn her into a wild animal.  Or maybe it’s just that they seem to find a way to make her boobs jiggle on the show and I am way, way over thinking this.  I like to think it’s a combination.  Lots of boobs jiggle not all of those boobs get devoted internet followings posting dozens of gifs every Friday morning (though I guess it will be Saturday now, how odd…).  I have to feel like that’s because not every set of boobs has Alison Brie’s performance behind it, the woman is undeniably attractive and undeniably skilled at what she does.  I think it’s easy to take a picture of a pretty girl and stoke some desire, it is different to be able to stoke a following out of it.  I think there has to be more appealing than the physicality of the girl for a long term passion to settle in.  I think obviously this is why Alison Brie has her legion of devotees and it is definitely why today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

My drag and drop fu is seriously suffering today, meaning 5 times I missed the mark trying to add pictures and lost what I had written.  Well, lost it the first time, after that I thought better of it.  The point is I don’t remember what I had here but I assure you it was a brilliant analysis of what Alison Brie is on two great shows but I am much more attracted to her on one than the other.  Let’s all just agree it was profound, insightful, brilliant, and clever and leave it there.  The basic point is I really enjoy Alison Brie, for her ability and range as an actress, her humorous presence on twitter, and yes very much how she looks.  She does possess that extra certain something that sends the internet’s heart all a flutter.  And look at me, I’m on the internet.  No hands!  Well, ok, hands, hands are involved in typing this and very much in what I want.  You see today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

There is something special about Alison Brie.  I mean, obviously she’s pretty.  She is also talented and seems to choose good materiel as I love both Mad Men and Community.  There is something else I can’t quite put my finger on though and I’m not alone, the internet is in love with animated gifs of her.  She just has a certain air of sexuality and innocence and whatever else it is that means today I want to fuck Alison Brie.